Topic: Valentines day ideas
œ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig started this discussion 15 years ago #742
Probably wrong place to post this but I want to take a girl out on valentines day but don't want it to be too romantic or costly or seem to lovie dovie. It's a first date aswell and she is 16 and I'm 18.
What ideas do you guys have? I don't have my own place ether.
What ideas do you guys have? I don't have my own place ether.
sim !Eels32G9Eg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #14,358
Analsex.
œ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #14,359
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
huh?
huh?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #14,363
Sex her.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #14,365
step 1. buy goon
step 2. gather group of friends
step 3. attach goon sack to clothes line
step 4. sit around clothes line
step 4. spin clothes line
step 4. ???
step 5. GOON.OF.FORTUNE
step 2. gather group of friends
step 3. attach goon sack to clothes line
step 4. sit around clothes line
step 4. spin clothes line
step 4. ???
step 5. GOON.OF.FORTUNE
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #14,517
You guys are so unhelpful.
You should take her to a little coffee shop, maybe. Or, better yet, a croissant shop. Those are good.
You should take her to a little coffee shop, maybe. Or, better yet, a croissant shop. Those are good.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #14,519
...Do you know what she likes?
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #14,530
Take her out to a secluded cemetery, preferably with an easily accessible mausoleum nearby, (extra points if it has the faint smell of death and embalming liquids), and have a candle lit picnic while reading her verses from the bible. It's honestly a surefire way to impress any female--all the time. Oh, and if you happen to run out of things to talk about, just be sure to bring your laptop so you can post here and let us know.
brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #14,531
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #14,804
Take her to a carnival and kiss her on a ferris wheel. D'aww!
Or go to the park.
You know...beautiful scenery kind of shit.
Or go to the park.
You know...beautiful scenery kind of shit.
✄----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #15,828
@14,517 (G)
Cheers maybe but it has to be in evening, think that'd be pretty weird at night
@previous (K)
It's a nice idea but too romantic, I don't want her to think I am in love or crushed on her. I like her but I just wanna date her and see how it goes.
@14,519 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
me apparently, not really we chat but never about what we like or anything we just have a laugh, I know she has never fingered herself if that helps.
I'll ask her today what she wants to do, I was thinking ice skating, cheap, a good laugh and lots of reason to grab onto each other.
Cheers maybe but it has to be in evening, think that'd be pretty weird at night
@previous (K)
It's a nice idea but too romantic, I don't want her to think I am in love or crushed on her. I like her but I just wanna date her and see how it goes.
@14,519 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
me apparently, not really we chat but never about what we like or anything we just have a laugh, I know she has never fingered herself if that helps.
I'll ask her today what she wants to do, I was thinking ice skating, cheap, a good laugh and lots of reason to grab onto each other.
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #15,851
Ok. She is 16. If you take her anywhere she will think it's wonderful. Ice skating is a great idea for the easy body contact.
It will also associate safety with touching you. Maybe? I don't really remember what I'm talking about. It was on a show about body language and dating and stuff.
Have a shovel visible in your back seat. It's a great way to guarantee at least a blowjob (for the silly ones who think that will get them out of sex).
It will also associate safety with touching you. Maybe? I don't really remember what I'm talking about. It was on a show about body language and dating and stuff.
Have a shovel visible in your back seat. It's a great way to guarantee at least a blowjob (for the silly ones who think that will get them out of sex).
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #15,923
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
> Keep a shovel in the back seat
jump always gives the best advice. I have to start writing this shit down.
> Keep a shovel in the back seat
jump always gives the best advice. I have to start writing this shit down.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #15,925
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)Sometimes the stuff he says makes me have to seriously remember (and hope) that he's joking.
Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #15,926
Ask her if they caught the thief. When she asks what thief. Say the one that stole the stars and put them in your eyes. That will kill of romance for the rest of the night!!!
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #15,930
Robert!
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rape a dogAnonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #16,018
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Kody R. Bearâ„¢ !!F0+vKzoih joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #16,341
Take her out drinking.