Topic: FAO: Meta
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #74,135
Big Daddy Derek !Q3nn6KgaNA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 44 minutes later[^] [v] #879,763
@OPenis
Stop being obsessed with yourself, Matt.
Stop being obsessed with yourself, Matt.
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Matt is an impoverished layabout who believes that his idiotic posts on the Internet are worth reading. He likes to pitch himself as the "third greatest troll" based on his tired shtick; this is despite being trolled himself numerous times.
Matt's delusions of grandeur fly right in the face of reality. He is the son of an upper-class father who (rightly) cut him off after being a spoiled brat, yet he claims to be a man of the people. (Then again, his father couldn't spare much money after being sued by the Federal government for bribing a politician to get an oil contract.) He claims to be sophisticated, yet his international travels extend only to New York's Chinatown. He claims to get discounted wine from "the Mafia", yet trolls have discovered he simply orders wine online that's priced as "clearance". He claims to be highly educated, yet has a Master's Degree from a state university in languages — and it took him nearly 9 years to get that one degree. He claims to be a bachelor about town, yet lives with his mother.
Matthew pretends to be all sorts of things, from a ghost hunter to a linguist to an heir to a fortune. Everything he says and does is solely meant to promote himself. He has been called to the carpet numerous times for lying and half-truths; when he is caught in a lie, he merely calls the accuser a "stalker" and demands that everybody come to his aid. He generally talks about eating teenage girl's shit all the time and smelling their farts--seriously, this is him.
tl;dr matt is a lazy fat pedo
Matt's delusions of grandeur fly right in the face of reality. He is the son of an upper-class father who (rightly) cut him off after being a spoiled brat, yet he claims to be a man of the people. (Then again, his father couldn't spare much money after being sued by the Federal government for bribing a politician to get an oil contract.) He claims to be sophisticated, yet his international travels extend only to New York's Chinatown. He claims to get discounted wine from "the Mafia", yet trolls have discovered he simply orders wine online that's priced as "clearance". He claims to be highly educated, yet has a Master's Degree from a state university in languages — and it took him nearly 9 years to get that one degree. He claims to be a bachelor about town, yet lives with his mother.
Matthew pretends to be all sorts of things, from a ghost hunter to a linguist to an heir to a fortune. Everything he says and does is solely meant to promote himself. He has been called to the carpet numerous times for lying and half-truths; when he is caught in a lie, he merely calls the accuser a "stalker" and demands that everybody come to his aid. He generally talks about eating teenage girl's shit all the time and smelling their farts--seriously, this is him.
tl;dr matt is a lazy fat pedo
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,939
hey, matt