Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later[^][v]#879,622
Say that you have been in hospital almost dying.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#879,655
Reply and act as if nothing happened and you just read their mail for the first time. If they complain blame your email provider or whatever.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#879,668
Drink some bleach, and post pictures of the aftermath.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#879,673
I replied to 3 year old spam. The scammer continued to try and scam me.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#879,743
@879,655 (C)
Thank you for being the only person to provide actual good advice
I appreciate it
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#879,744
@previous (A)
Fuck you, bitch. Whoever sent it has likely moved on and couldn't give a shit less if you replied.
Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#879,954
@879,743 (A)
You're welcome! I've used variations of this excuse for many things, the most important thing is to own it. Its more of a confidence trick I guess. And pretty easy to do by email.