Topic: Conversation heard among In-n-Out Burger in Calrsbad, CA

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #74,035

Tom: “Oh, crap. Here comes Crazy Lynne.”
Sue: “What? Who is that?”
Tom: “See that old man hobbling in? He is batshit crazy. First, he insists that we have a super secret menu that we are conspiring to keep from him.”
Sue: “But that’s ridiculous. There is no secret menu. What does he want that is so secret?”
Tom: “He thinks that asking us to fry the chicken a bit longer to make it crispy is top secret.”
Sue: “What the hell? He really sounds picky too.”
Tom: “Lord, yes. He has to have the chicken fried just right to a certain crispiness, or else he throws it on the floor. And get this. When he orders French fries, he insists that I put on white, silk gloves, and present the potato to him before custom cutting it just for him.”
Sue: “What? Why can’t he just eat the normal fries like everyone else?”
Tom: “He insists on deciding on the finest potato.”
Sue: “He sounds crazy, dude.”
Tom: “He is! And watch this. When he comes in, he is going to start screaming in a high pitch shrill voice, over and over, “CHICKY CHICKY EXTRA CRISPY!”

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #878,947

10/10 bud

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,960

0/10 fag

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??? !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,982

25 years, Matt, 25 years.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,998

@previous (??? !TGirlYJKXM)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,001

Mary Sue !/sJDYiKhhk joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,002

LOL

Mary Sue !/sJDYiKhhk double-posted this 8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,003

@879,001 (F)
> Literally every poster is Matt

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,004

@879,002 (Mary Sue !/sJDYiKhhk)

Mary Sue !/sJDYiKhhk replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,006

@previous (F)
> this obsessed with Matt

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 0 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,007

@879,003 (Mary Sue !/sJDYiKhhk)
Not everyone Matt. Just you.

Mary Sue !/sJDYiKhhk replied with this 8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,008

@previous (F)
Who is Matt and why do you think I am him?

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 11 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,009

@879,006 (Mary Sue !/sJDYiKhhk)

Anonymous F double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,011

@879,008 (Mary Sue !/sJDYiKhhk)
@OPsessed

Keep it to one uid Matt. Thanks.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,025

Depressionman™ !p/5keso7As replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,028

@879,011 (F)
That is not me you fucking brain dead idiot.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 second later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,029

@879,025 (Sheila LaBoof)
Wtf

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #879,034

@OP

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Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,181

@879,028 (Depressionman™ !p/5keso7As)
Why are you using multiple uids Matt?

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