Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago#74,034
with every satellite launch
he adds to his massive paunch
his wallet is filled
and it pays all the bills
Harvard's expensive so he was rightfully pensive
When his daughter enrolled in her 40th year
oh dear,
well them Sats have to come down sometime
their orbits drift, come unaligned,
he nudges them gently
back down to earth,
each mission massively
increases his net worth,
but he doesn't always do his best work,
soon he had run out of options,
so he crashed the satellite in the Falklands!
Jacques Cousteau was displeased,
Could Lynne ever be appeased??!
Cousteau did a spin in his grave,
as Lynne was shaken awaken.
It had all been a dream, the man was 90, you see,
the nurses re-cathed him and let him go pee.