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Topic: If you do not sit on a Serta® Smart Layers Jennings™ Big And Tall Chair in your home office...

Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #73,949

You might as well be sitting on a paper bag full of broken glass and rusty nails.

Thanks.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #878,333

@OPauper
Whyfore can't you afford a Drian™ Workstation Chair™ (pronounced as one word), praytell?

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,336

Big and tall lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,338

@previous (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
Meta is 5'4"

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,342

@previous (D)
lol

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,343

@878,333 (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
Because it looks like some shit the aliens would strap you into before they anal probe you. That shit's gay fam.

@878,336 (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
It's for tall people too. Thanks.

@878,338 (D)
5'4.5" thanks

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,345

I'll be damned if your fat ass can fit in that chair. I'll be damned.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,351

I curl up on a pile of blankets underneath my desk

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #878,353

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
With a heroin-addled, boxcar hobo?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #878,354

@previous (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this previous (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)

you are just as bad as bert

you are one of the worst people I know and I know some fuckin people

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #878,355

@previous (G)
Dude, I am just taking the piss. I do not really think she is with boxcar hobos.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #878,357

@878,353 (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
no the point is that it is a tiny space I barely fit in
I used to sleep in a cupboard under the sink or in my closet for the same reason

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #878,358

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Damn, I am sorry. Do you have an actual bed and room now?

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #878,361

@878,345 (E)
It DOES!!! ?

@878,351 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Why can't you afford a proper office chair?

@878,353 (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
Faggot

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #878,365

@878,358 (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
Yeah I always have
Those spaces are just super comforting for anxiety

@previous (Meta)
chairs are for dorks thx

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,415

@878,357 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So did Scrooge McDuck

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,432

I have only slept in a bed a time or three...since the summer of '16..

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,492

@previous (I)

> I have only slept in a bed a time or three...since the summer of '16..

where do you sleep

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,493

@previous (J)
on the floor..

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,494

@previous (I)
just on the floor?

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,566

UPDATE: Picked it up from Office Depot and put it together. The box is huge and heavy (60 lbs!). The website said the upholstery was bonded leather but the tag on the bottom says it's PVC. It's alright though, it's nice PVC. In fact I prefer it to leather because PVC is made in chemical plants and is a testament to man's ingenuity whereas leather is just some rotting carcass they stretched out to dry.

It's insanely comfortable, it's like sitting in a Rolls Royce but unlike Matt I actually own the $200 chair ?

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #878,610

To be honest, I have sat in Meta’s chair model before, and it is comfortable as hell. I hate to admit this, but when I compare it to the Rolls Royce Phantom™ driver’s seat that I tested out last week, well, the chair is actually more comfortable.

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #878,635

@878,566 (Meta)

> UPDATE: Picked it up from Office Depot and put it together. The box is huge and heavy (60 lbs!). The website said the upholstery was bonded leather but the tag on the bottom says it's PVC. It's alright though, it's nice PVC. In fact I prefer it to leather because PVC is made in chemical plants and is a testament to man's ingenuity whereas leather is just some rotting carcass they stretched out to dry.
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> It's insanely comfortable, it's like sitting in a Rolls Royce but unlike Matt I actually own the $200 chair ?

It's been said that Matt looks tiny compared to you.
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