Topic: I got a DNA test kit in the mail today and need your help
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #73,924
It reads, Rotate the collection tip along the inside of the cheek for about 20 seconds.
Now, do they mean my butt cheek or mouth cheek? Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #878,111
butt cheek
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #878,113
@previous (B)
Swabbing inside of butt cheek now. Thanks.
(Edited 31 seconds later.)
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #878,119
Yes, your buttcheek.
How did it go? Did you get some brown on the tip? Cause that's what they need.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,138
@previous (C)
The instructions weren't very clear. I swabbed and there's brown and green on it. I hope that works.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,139
@previous (A)
Are you, by chance, a teenage girl?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,141
@previous (D)
No, I'm an adult male wondering if this kid is mine or not.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,152
@previous (A)
Do you want it to be yours?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #878,161
@previous (E)
No, who the hell wants a kid? Anyway, this is about my DNA test kit, not about some kid that very likely isn't mine.
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