Topic: Ugh, I can't fap to porn anymore.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,378

> kinda horny
> click porn site
> ugh what a waste of time, and I have to clean up the mess

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #128,988

Sup Falco?

nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #128,989

clean it up with your mouth that's what i do

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #129,003

Cum in a cup you idiot, or into a pringles can, that's what I do.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #129,008

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Or into a piece of fabric, either one you don't care about or a washable one for a multi-use jizzrag.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,110

i just make her swallow

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,269

Just don't masturbate at all, dimwit

sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,318

> go to PornHub
> about to fap
> advertisement for GROWING YOUR SCHLONG 10" WITH A FUCKING PICTURE OF SOME RIPPED DOUCHEBAG WITH A PHOTOSHOPPED DICK
> nope

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,326

@OP

> > kinda horny
> > click porn site
> > ugh what a waste of time, and I have to clean up the mess

Tyme to move off the web and in2 R/L and go out and meet and greet live girls who are just as horny as you are. Problem solved

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,329

@129,318 (sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1)
> not getting porn from Gelbooru/exhentai

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,334

@129,326 (Syntax)
That is even more time consuming, and expensive.

I think I'll just shoot up heroin.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,351

@129,329 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
> fapping to lolicon/shotacon

Sick fuck.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,353

@previous (K)
At least it's not CP.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,386

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
> implying loli/shota ISN'T cp

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,387

@129,334 (A)
You are telling me Heroin is less expensive then dating? What is the current cost of "H"?

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,388

@129,386 (L)
> implying children are sexually-exploited in the production of loli/shota

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,392

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
lol bud grow up and leaf

Nega !aEp48yJmng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,408

@129,318 (sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1)
> he thinks that's ripped

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,530

@129,387 (Syntax)
The cost of a dinner can get a newbie high for a couple days.

Minichan