Topic: Hungry for Molten Hot Spicy Chinese Dish, delivered near by. 8.5 Tons of for Easter dinner.
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #73,754
Currently only able to deliver to 1/3 of our planet. Do not expect accurate delivery because Chinese Technology is not so much so good currently. Delivery will be all over the place. In fact Tiangong-1 or “heavenly place” is probably trying to prove the earth is flat like a Chinese pancake 葱油饼 (Congyoubing)Currently, Tiangong-1 is expected to fall to Earth somewhere between the latitudes of 42.7 degrees north and 42.7 degrees south, a range that spans the border of South Dakota and Nebraska in the north and Tasmania in the south.
Keep close track of this local to flat earth delivery
http://www.satview.org/?sat_id=37820U and click visor on/off with one click.
In order to compare how retarded Chinese technology is one needs to compare it to:
The last space outpost to drop was Russia's 135-ton Mir station in 2001, which made a controlled landing with most parts breaking up in the atmosphere.
The re-entry latitude of the Tiangong-1 is expected to be within 43 degrees north and 43 degrees south of the equator, a huge swath of the earth which stretches from New York to Cape Town. Scientists say it's not possible to be more specific about exactly where it will come down, because of retarded Chinese technology.
For Easter Dinner you will need your own bowl of Plastic Rice and please never ever use oils imported from China.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #876,852
Tiangong-1 radar image(Edited 22 seconds later.)
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #876,857
CHICKY CHICKY EXTRA CRISPY!!!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #876,858
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #877,285
Currently Crashing off the coast of Sao Paulo Brazil, doing the Rumba and Samba.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #877,286
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #877,290
Update.
Off the coast of Tahiti.
Off the coast of Tahiti.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #877,294
@877,285 (A)
> Currently Crashing off the coast of Sao Paulo Brazil, doing the Rumba and Samba.
fuck yes
> Currently Crashing off the coast of Sao Paulo Brazil, doing the Rumba and Samba.
fuck yes