Topic: If you are not, next Monday, driving to Houston to purchase a Rolls™ Royce™ 2019™ Phantom™..

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #73,708

...then I genuinely look down upon you.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #876,489

will you be driving with wild abandon, as did the free-spirited Toad of Toad Hall?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #876,490

@OP
Be sure to pick up some Grey Poupon to hand out in traffic.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #876,491

Why the fuck would you buy a new Rolls Royce? If you were actually wealthy you would own and maintain an older, more classic one.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #876,493

@previous (D)
Svet detected.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #876,496

I pity anyone whom has to be in Houston. I hope you have a clear backpack and an open carry permit!

Gerblis !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #876,497

@876,493 (E)
Incorrect but I would like to add... Matt, if this is true please stop blowing your mother's inheritance.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,499

@previous (Gerblis !jzYkdX7lIw)
He didn't get a 2 mil inheritance as he claimed. Maybe 1 or 200,000 from his dads fraudulent scams.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,518

@OP
You’re driving to Houston, not flying? You’re not having the car delivered to you?

Come up with a better lie, boy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,526

Fabulously rich people don't buy their own things thanks.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,535

Whatever. I will be cruising in my Rolls while you losers putt around in your Ford Fiestae.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,536

Everyone's still going to know that you're a broke loser, Matt. Hopefully, your punk ass gets robbed at gunpoint for it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,537

@previous (K)
> Rolls Royce
> $2.3 million
> broke

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,538

Ford Fistula

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,539

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
McHaha

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,540

@876,537 (A)

> > $2.3 million

You wish

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,543

@previous (H)
No, you, in fact, wish.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,545

@previous (A)
You're right.... I do wish I had 2.3 mil. But unlike you, I'm not going to lie to everyone and say I have it.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,548

Are you worried that you Phantom® will draw the attention of ghost hunters who will investigate?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 55 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,549

@876,535 (A)
Pics or it never happened, Fatass.

Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,554

@876,548 (C)
Yes!

Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,555

@876,549 (L)
Ordering it custom made Monday, pics to come when it arrives!

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,575

I am thinking I want the exterior to be British green, and the intererior tan. What do you think, fora?

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,577

@previous (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)

> intererior

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,599

@previous (I)
Obviously, he was dictating the post into his phone in a mix of Middle Egyptian and Koine Greek and the speech-to-text translator wasn't working properly.

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,602

@previous (C)
Correct.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,603

@previous (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
> Koine
Pleb

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,604

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ha! That is actually a pithy, funny line!

? joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,618

man what a coincidence that i'm doing exactly that
good thing i don't have to feel bad otherwise now

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,619

I put my Pontiac G6 through the car wash with Rain-X.

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,620

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
Rain-X is a bad idea on the front windshield. The inside will get all slimy and smeary, and it will never come off.

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #881,567

Is this schtick dead?

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #881,569

@previous (I)
You know if he really bought one he'd show it off on Youtube and post 100 photos.

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #884,880

@previous (Meta)
So what you're saying is that this schtick is dead.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #884,883

@previous (I)
No. This schtick will be recycled to include a theft or tragic accident or something similar. Autistic retards will lose their minds and spam the board claiming Matt said something that wasn't and that they have been tricked again!

Minichan