Topic: Remember when Syntax was a mostly cheerful and interesting character?
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago#73,687
He would write walls of text making hillarious outrageous claims! Deliberately misspelling words and going off on weird tangents mid story, never quite making a valid point or finishing a thought without devolving into illegible gibberish... Posting the same stock photo of a taco every Tuesday. Being within 15 minutes travel of everything. Off out to have fun with friends going dance dance dancing etc
Now he's just a shell of his former self.
When is the last time he watched a movie and then posted here about it as though that happened in his life? When is the last time he bumped into someone famous that he has known since before they were famous? When is the last time he posted about inventing something like the F-14 Tomcat? When is the last time he free climbed a mountain and had to wrestle a bear or two along the way? I don't think he even claimed to be running the satellite watching seal team 6 shoot Osama bin Laden in real time! Did he just stop digging secret underground tunnels from his house to places? Did the president stop calling him asking for advice? Has he retired from the CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS, MI6, KGB, IDF and the NBA?
Now it's just anonymously posting at anyone he thinks is Matt, its all just mean spirited one liners about sewer oil and pedophilia and plastic rice and shit...
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#879,515
@879,512 (G) @previous (G)
Hi Syntax. Please respond to the original post.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#879,516
@previous (A)
Why are you still obsessing over a week old thread Matt?
You really should do something about your obsession. Its stalking, and its sickening.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#879,518
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I've made about 10 threads pretending to be Matt recently, to goad you into obsessively posting about him. I thought you would have clicked already. I guess I was wrong.
Please continue, I find it hilarious
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#879,522
@previous (A)
I find it hilarious that your pretending to be yourself.