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Topic: Remember when Syntax was a mostly cheerful and interesting character?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #73,687

He would write walls of text making hillarious outrageous claims! Deliberately misspelling words and going off on weird tangents mid story, never quite making a valid point or finishing a thought without devolving into illegible gibberish... Posting the same stock photo of a taco every Tuesday. Being within 15 minutes travel of everything. Off out to have fun with friends going dance dance dancing etc

Now he's just a shell of his former self.
When is the last time he watched a movie and then posted here about it as though that happened in his life? When is the last time he bumped into someone famous that he has known since before they were famous? When is the last time he posted about inventing something like the F-14 Tomcat? When is the last time he free climbed a mountain and had to wrestle a bear or two along the way? I don't think he even claimed to be running the satellite watching seal team 6 shoot Osama bin Laden in real time! Did he just stop digging secret underground tunnels from his house to places? Did the president stop calling him asking for advice? Has he retired from the CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS, MI6, KGB, IDF and the NBA?

Now it's just anonymously posting at anyone he thinks is Matt, its all just mean spirited one liners about sewer oil and pedophilia and plastic rice and shit...

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #876,361

Obsession.jpg

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 36 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #876,362

The value of OP's useless worthless University degree.

Got a business meeting to go to. OP you need to increase your meds.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #876,363

Not everyone is Matt you fucking retards

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #876,364

lol

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #876,372

@previous (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
Keep it to one uid Matt.

Keep it to one UID Matt joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #876,382

Keep it to one UID Matt

Frenchy the trained Crawdad joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,388

@previous (Keep it to one UID Matt)
You got a lot of room to post this you dried cumstain.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,481

McBump

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,485

@previous (A)
Your obsession is flaring up Matt. You should seek therapy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,488

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Matt is currently banned, at the behest of Syntax.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,499

@previous (A)
You're not banned Matt. Nice try tho.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,501

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Everyone is Matt

Quit being obsessed for a minute or two, and realize Matt is banned and not currently posting.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,508

@previous (A)
Ok Matt. Lets pretend you are banned.....

Oh my goodness!!!! Whom, praytell, could Anonymous A be?

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,511

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,512

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Sloppy 2nd's trip code.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,513

@879,511 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Oh, you're fake Becky....

Hi Fake Becky!

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,514

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Totally

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,515

@879,512 (G)
@previous (G)
Hi Syntax. Please respond to the original post.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,516

@previous (A)
Why are you still obsessing over a week old thread Matt?

You really should do something about your obsession. Its stalking, and its sickening.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,518

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I've made about 10 threads pretending to be Matt recently, to goad you into obsessively posting about him. I thought you would have clicked already. I guess I was wrong.

Please continue, I find it hilarious

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #879,522

@previous (A)
I find it hilarious that your pretending to be yourself.

Please continue. It shows your autistic side.
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