Topic: IRC conversation with Ryan, Fuchs, h, and becky
Ryan !PArADOx9ZU started this discussion 15 years ago #7,364
Invalid formatter!02 <+Ryan> h: would you give head to santa claus if he came down your
chimney and offered you cocaine?
21:03 <@Fuchs> only in crack form and a 40 of sidepocket
21:04 <+Ryan> if he makes it crack and also throws in the 40, you have to
swallow
21:04 <+Ryan> do you agree to these terms?
21:09 <~the> ryan what are you on about
21:16 <+Ryan> oh
21:16 <+Ryan> the = becky
21:16 <+Ryan> becky
21:16 <+Ryan> would you give head to santa claus and swallow in exchange for
crack cocaine and a 40 of your choice beverage?
21:18 <~the> no
21:19 <@Fuchs> what kind of question is this anyway lol
21:19 <+Ryan> omg guys
21:20 <+Ryan> i saw some hookers last weekend!
21:20 <@Fuchs> have you never seen hookers before, ryan
21:21 <+Ryan> a limited amount of times, in person
21:21 <+Ryan> it was so exciting
21:21 <~the> ryan you probably already know hookers... they just dont tell you
21:21 <+Ryan> one of them was like diana ross
21:21 <~the> its kind of embarrassing to admit
21:21 <~the> but the situation does come up
21:21 <+Ryan> like really really thin just wearing a bra and a really really
really short pair of torn jean shorts
21:21 <@Fuchs> thats great
21:21 <+Ryan> when she was like diana ross i mean she has really really really
big hair and she was black
21:22 <+Ryan> it was shortish, to her sholders
21:22 <~the> racist
21:22 <+Ryan> she was thin and looked like a habitual drug user
21:22 <+Ryan> i also saw a drug deal
21:22 <@Fuchs> come back to me when you see a murder
21:22 <~the> im just ignoring this now
21:22 <+Ryan> i shaky, paranoid looking guy approached a black man in a suit,
who got out of a car
21:22 <+Ryan> a shaky*
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21:23 <+Ryan> he handed him money in exchange for a bundle
21:23 <+Ryan> and i saw him drop a burnt piece of foil in his anxiety
21:23 <@Fuchs> i know what happens in a drug deal, dude
21:23 <~a> -_-
21:24 <+Ryan> i think he went off to go smoke heroin
21:24 <+Ryan> i was walking right past them when it happened
21:24 <@Fuchs> just be in a major city downtown past 3 am
21:24 <+Ryan> i was afraid i was gonna get shot
21:24 <+Ryan> well that's where i was
21:24 <~a> jesus
21:24 <+Ryan> but it was like 12:30
21:24 <~a> cupcake
21:24 <+Ryan> downtown passaic
21:24 <~a> passaic?
21:24 <+Ryan> i was walking the streets with a fat, large-breasted spanish girl
21:25 <~a> thats youre idea of a major city?
21:25 <+Ryan> it wasn't a major city
21:25 <@Fuchs> omg guys i saw a crackhead homeless man hiding in a tree
21:25 <+Ryan> but it was still big enough to have ghetto shit
21:25 <+Ryan> i saw a possible ex-meth addict in IHOP a month or two ago
21:25 <+Ryan> look i'll draw you the hooker
21:26 <@Fuchs> .seen ks
21:26 <~Minichan> I don't know who ks is.
21:26 <@Fuchs> lying gutterslut
21:27 <@Fuchs> you know who ks is
21:29 <+Ryan> punish Minichan with your penis
21:29 <@Fuchs> no need to be vulgar, ryan
21:30 <@Fuchs> youre always so crass these days
21:30 <+Ryan> what else are you supposed to punish her with?
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21:54 <+h> Ryan: how much cocaine?
21:54 <+h> are we talking about
21:55 <+Ryan> guys
21:55 <+Ryan> i finished drawing the hooker
21:55 <@Fuchs> took you long enough
21:55 <+Ryan> h: about 15 grams
21:55 <+h> fuck no
21:55 <+Ryan> 30?
21:56 <+h> no
21:56 <@Fuchs> 15 grams, nigga please that's like 4 8balls
21:56 <@Fuchs> i could go through that in two days
21:56 <+Ryan> what about 100 h
21:57 <+h> i used to shoot cocaine
21:57 <+h> right into my eye
21:57 <@Fuchs> you gotta be careful w/ dat shit, man
21:58 <@Fuchs> you go too far and youre going for a lethal brain injection
21:58 <+Ryan> h: have you ever shot cocaine before, eye or not?
21:58 <+h> yes
21:59 <+Ryan> what was it like? how much did you shoot? how often did you do
it?
21:59 <+h> while we're on the subject i have to donate blood monday
21:59 <+h> because i'm o negative
21:59 <+h> i feel obligated to donated
21:59 <+h> donate*
22:00 <+h> Ryan: have you ever done cocaine?
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22:00 <+h> it's kind of hard to explain if you haven't
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22:01 <+Ryan> no i've never done cocaine
22:01 <+Ryan> brb posting my hookers on minichan
Attached is a quick sketch of the hooker I saw in downtown Passaic at 12:30 AM.
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
Ryan !PArADOx9ZU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #128,707
Here is what the hooker looked like in its natural habitat.(Edited 13 seconds later.)
Leland !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #128,710
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #129,217
Oh, okay.