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Topic: I bought 35 Bud Light 16 oz cans today. AMA

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #73,549

No, I am not drunk. I also hate soda.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #875,387

You bought 35 cans of carbonated piss.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #875,388

@previous (B)
It tastes like water at this point to me. Your taste buds are little bitches if you think it’s “cabornated piss”.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #875,391

@previous (A)
it's like water with piss
why'd u do it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #875,400

@previous (C)
Its taste is slightly above average and gets me feeling quite decent. I’ve had many different brands that were more expensive but tasted like piss. They were also more likely to give me a hangover. I bought them in bulk because they had a nice discount. This is about 45$ worth of beer but I only paid 25$.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #875,407

I hope you die of cirrhosis you fat alcoholic retard.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #875,410

@previous (D)
Whoa, nice madpost. I think you're confusing me with either your mother or Meta.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #875,411

@875,400 (A)
A can of beer has as much alcohol as a 1.5-oz. shot of whiskey.
> 25$.
Seems to me a bottle of Vodka or Whiskey makes more cents at less cents to buy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #875,413

@previous (E)

> A can of beer has as much alcohol as a 1.5-oz. shot of whiskey.

Notice that I said they are 16 oz cans. If I drink 3, I'm already as drunk as I want to be.

> >25$.
> Seems to me a bottle of Vodka or Whiskey makes more cents at less cents to buy.

Liquor doesn't get me as drunk. I usually end up drinking a whole 375ml of Smirnoff vodka and feel like I drank 2 Bud Lights. Liquor for me is a much bigger waste of money.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #875,416

congrats, you're an alcie

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #875,417

@previous (F)
Notice how I said three 16 oz cans are enough. I am not an alcoholic. These beers will last weeks. An alcoholic would go through them in 1-2 days.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #875,418

@previous (A)
you also said you can drink a 375ml of vodka and feel the same as 2 beers, my friend you are an alcoholic

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #875,420

@previous (F)
It’s a well-known fact that people who typically drink beer can’t get drunk off of liquor without having to drink a lot of it. It’s all in the brain, really. If you’re used to drinking a lot to get drunk because you typically drink beer, you're going to need to drink a bit of liquor to get drunk as well to feel the effects.

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Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #875,427

@previous (A)

> It’s a well-known fact that people who typically drink beer can’t get drunk off of liquor without having to drink a lot of it.
i don't think this is a fact at all

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #875,526

@previous (C)
It is a fact. Just because you get drunk easily from liquor doesn't mean everyone does.

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #875,529

@previous (A)
You should try my new homeopathic gin! It'll get you really fucked up in no time. Plus, you'll be able to pass a breathalyser with flying colors!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #875,592

@previous (G)
I don't drink in public anymore. Gin is great, though. Just occasionally for me.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #875,618

@875,526 (A)
So you don't get drunk from 10 shots of liquor, but you get drunk from 3 beers??

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #875,619

@previous (H)
I do get drunk from 10 shots of liquor... Just not as drunk as I would from 3 beers. There is a reason for this out there on the web if you Google it. I forgot the reason but there is one and the reason isn't being alcoholic.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #875,628

@previous (A)

> I do get drunk from 10 shots of liquor... Just not as drunk as I would from 3 beers. There is a reason for this out there on the web if you Google it. I forgot the reason but there is one and the reason isn't being alcoholic.

bullshit

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #875,662

@previous (C)
Sounds like you're jealous because I could beat you in a liquor drinking contest when liquor isn't even my drinking preference.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #875,672

@previous (A)
no i just think you're making an outlandish claim
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