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Topic: Attn Everyone.

Gerbles !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 8 years ago #73,466

If anyone remembers that sometime ago I told a story of how I smashed the window of a cab office near my work and assaulted some guy...


Well the police called me today and want to interview me over and accusation of assault and criminal damage.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #874,822

Take along with you this..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #874,823

Make sure you snort some lines before the interview

Gerbles !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #874,826

I've decided to go full denial. I just hope there were no camaras in there.

Becky, please advice.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #874,829

@previous (Gerbles !jzYkdX7lIw)
Hard to imagine becky dressed this way.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #874,830

Start developing a working time machine ASAP

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #874,833

@874,822 (B)
Nice Yodapost.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #874,834

If you have such a clear anger control problem, then you need to deal with it, or prepare for a life in and out of gaol.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #874,837

@previous (G)
gay and/or lesbian?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #874,840

@OP

Your best course of action is two spend a couple of grand on an attourney...and let them handle it..


possible jail time either way...but with a lawyer your chances at coming away unscathed are infinitely better..

Meowth joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #874,841

Sounds hilarious

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #874,901

@874,833 (F)
Nice StarTrack reference.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #874,917

bring a travel cage of sweet, sweet gerbils

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #874,934

@874,901 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Thanks, I made it up myself.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #875,123

@874,826 (Gerbles !jzYkdX7lIw)
If they trace this confessionpost back to you, the sentence will be much harsher. Have you considered just telling the truth, apologizing for your behavior, offering to make restitution and throwing yourself on the mercy of the court?

tripcode joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #876,678

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