Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#874,573
inb4newcockinmouth.jpg
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#874,580
@OPenis
You look terminally ill. See a doctor ASAP.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#874,582
you do look healthier than you used to
Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#874,584
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Thank you. I am back to my swarthy, gorgeous complexion. China changed me for the better.
> inb4 Syntax
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#874,586
@previous (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
you're not swarthy
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#874,587
This was not a squeegee post. I am disappointed.
Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#874,596
@874,586 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You do know what swarthy means, right?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,597
@OP
If you're going to dye your hair, then I think you should go for something that looks more hip. Maybe electric blue with frosted tips or a rainbow spiral or something.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,600
@874,596 (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
You are not a person of swarth. Thanks.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,603
@874,596 (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
yes
it means dark-skinned
you are white
as
fuck
Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,604
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He has a recent, 100% Black AFrican ancestor.
stop whitesplaining pls
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,605
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,607
@874,604 (Meta)
whitesplaining would mean that i'm white
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,609
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well if you aren't black, I hate to break it to you...
Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,612
@874,603 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I am olive-skinned. Compare my skin to that of, say, Brie. You are Indian, so of course it looks white compared to you.
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,613
@874,607 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You're white. You've internalized white culture. Matt's been to China and identifies as Chinese.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,615
@874,612 (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
no you're just white as fuck
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,616
@874,612 (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
get over it
thanks
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL triple-posted this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,617
@874,613 (Meta)
how long was matt in china for?
i'm wondering if i spent more time in india or not
Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#874,619