Topic: I accidentally bought the women's version of knockoff Burberry cologne at Dollar Tree.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #73,142

The boxes were very similar.

Now I smell like a girl. You will never know what that's like.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later[^] [v] #872,960

No...I will not..

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,965

@OPauper
Whyfore can't you afford real Burberry cologne, praytell?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,967

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
At least I can afford to lose the dollar.

Now I smell like sweet floral scents. I'm just going to wear it anyway because I'm never around anyone anyhow.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,971

@previous (A)
How does it feel to smell like a girl?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,973

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
It's pretty awesome. But I keep hearing that Ozzy Osbourne song "Crazy Train" in radio static...

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,974

@previous (A)
Is this really how you are celebrating Nexi's birthday?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,977

@previous (D)
It's what Nexi would have wanted.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,979

How do you accidentally walk into a dollar store and buy something? It's not like you could mistake them for a Ralph Lauren or something.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,986

@previous (E)
I went to the dollar store on purpose, with a plan to buy some shaving cream and AA batteries (they're really cheap there). Next to the shaving cream was the knockoff cologne/perfume. I saw it and I was like "fuck it why not" and grabbed a Burberry one but it was the women's version.

Now I smell like a girl.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,988

@previous (A)
Ah ok. I did understand but I thought I'd try and make a cringe-tier joke out of it since you were a bit vague with your wording.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,991

You people really are obsessed with my $1 knockoff perfume.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #873,003

@872,967 (A)
cute :3

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #873,027

@872,973 (A)
lol

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #873,038

Why would someone apply cologne on themselves without first sampling the scent..

I'm nor sure Ops post is legit..

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #873,055

@previous (B)
> dollar store
You really think they're gonna offer to let you sample? People will just come in and spray a sample on every day instead of buying it.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #873,064

@previous (E)
That's what chili dog does when her flatmates finally start complaining about her unwashed smell

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #873,067

@previous (H)

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