Topic: friday night tinychat
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 started this discussion 15 years ago #7,313
benny !gmy5qXGyiE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #127,961
implying there isnt already a tinychat going
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #127,962
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #127,963
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #127,964
benny !gmy5qXGyiE replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #127,965
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #127,973
My balls will be available for a guest appearance, but not for another 2 hours. Post-work errands to run.
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #127,999
benny !poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #128,019
reviving this bitch
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #128,037
I would like to attend but I am in a hotel in Jacksonville fucking Florida with only an iPhone.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #128,173
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #128,184
I went out with some friends tonight. I'm still a little drunk. I went up to the bar and this one girl next to me complimented my hat and how I was dressed, so I put my hat on her head and took a picture with her. So I'm chilling with her and stuff and I'm about to get her number, then she's like "I'm sorry, I'm married," so I'm like fuck. But my boys with me, they saw her body language and they came up and were like "Hey, we're going up to Trolley, wanna come?" So I was like yeah and got the fuck outta there.
So I'm at this other place and I saw this hot chick talking to some nerd, so I walked up and I was like "Is this your boyfriend?" and she was like "No, my boyfriend's not here." So I was like, "OK, good, I'm Joe." She was like "Can I get a cigarette" and my friend was like "It's gonna cost you." She was like "I can pay you in smiles." I was like "I was thinking more like handjobs." She was like "handjobs are kinda expensive." So I'm like "OK, I'll give you TWO cigarettes then." She was like "Well that will get you a hug." So I'm like "OK, what will THREE cigarettes get me." And she's like "That will get you a handjob from HIM" ::points to the nerd she's with:: My friend and I, we're both like, naw not worth it. So I struck out but it turns out she's been with her b/f for the past 4 years and they have a 1 year old kid, but she gave me a kiss on the cheek before she left anyway. It was kind of a funny night.
So I'm at this other place and I saw this hot chick talking to some nerd, so I walked up and I was like "Is this your boyfriend?" and she was like "No, my boyfriend's not here." So I was like, "OK, good, I'm Joe." She was like "Can I get a cigarette" and my friend was like "It's gonna cost you." She was like "I can pay you in smiles." I was like "I was thinking more like handjobs." She was like "handjobs are kinda expensive." So I'm like "OK, I'll give you TWO cigarettes then." She was like "Well that will get you a hug." So I'm like "OK, what will THREE cigarettes get me." And she's like "That will get you a handjob from HIM" ::points to the nerd she's with:: My friend and I, we're both like, naw not worth it. So I struck out but it turns out she's been with her b/f for the past 4 years and they have a 1 year old kid, but she gave me a kiss on the cheek before she left anyway. It was kind of a funny night.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #128,256
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Cool story. Seriously, we're all honored that you decided to let us know. Extremely interesting and extraordinary night you had there. You're the man.
Cool story. Seriously, we're all honored that you decided to let us know. Extremely interesting and extraordinary night you had there. You're the man.
Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #128,268
@128,184 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
> hot chick talking to some nerd
> they saw her body language
> struck out
Wow, you're a massive fucking douchebag.
EDIT:
This is not news.
> hot chick talking to some nerd
> they saw her body language
> struck out
Wow, you're a massive fucking douchebag.
EDIT:
This is not news.
(Edited 13 seconds later.)