Topic: Dirty Johnny's mom is in the kitchen cooking dinner...
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,942
Johnny runs up to her, tugs on the tails of her skirt-- "Momma, are we having shrimp for dinner?" She tells him, "No, Johnny, we're having meatloaf." Johnny says, "Oh. Well, Grandma's having shrimp!" "What do you mean Grandma's having shrimp?"
So Johnny takes his mom's hand, leads her into the living room-- and there's Grandma on the couch. She's sleeping like a rock, lit cigarette in her mouth, and her bathrobe's slumped off to the side to reveal her gnarled old lady clit
Johnny points at it and goes, "Look, see, it's Grandma's shrimp!" Johnny's mom, horrified, puts her face in her hands and says, "No, Johhny, that's not shrimp, that's Grandma's clitoris."
Johnny says, "Oh.. Well, it tasted like shrimp!"
So Johnny takes his mom's hand, leads her into the living room-- and there's Grandma on the couch. She's sleeping like a rock, lit cigarette in her mouth, and her bathrobe's slumped off to the side to reveal her gnarled old lady clit
Johnny points at it and goes, "Look, see, it's Grandma's shrimp!" Johnny's mom, horrified, puts her face in her hands and says, "No, Johhny, that's not shrimp, that's Grandma's clitoris."
Johnny says, "Oh.. Well, it tasted like shrimp!"
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #871,688
Gross, but funny as fuck.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,702
that is not funny
..... !D06Jr8JxXE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,718
Joshy?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,913
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,915
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,925
that family is raising that kid to be some kind of rapist
RWBY Rhubarb? !orgasm.3.A joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,945
RWBY Rhubarb? !orgasm.3.A double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,946
@871,915 (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)> I think it is™ (pronounced as one word).
Covert heinous diabolical sinister fuckface.