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Topic: A blonde woman crashes into a wall.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,938

A cop pulls aside the wreckage and asks: "What happened?"

The blonde starts crying and says: "There was a tree in the middle of the road! I swerved into the wall trying to dodge it!"

Cop replies: "Lady, there's no trees for miles. That was your air freshener."

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #871,653

Wrong. The first thing a cop asks is, Are you okay? Do you need me to call an ambulance, ma'am ? Regardless of what she responds with, the cop still gets an ambulance on the scene.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #871,654

@previous (B)
Come on, this is killer shit!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,738

@871,653 (B)

> Wrong. The first thing a cop asks is, Are you okay? Do you need me to call an ambulance, ma'am ? Regardless of what she responds with, the cop still gets an ambulance on the scene.

What happened

Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,740

@previous (C)
You must not be familiar with US cops.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,743

@871,738 (C)
Is this an Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wind reference?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #871,770

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
No, World of Warhammer.
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