Topic: A woman goes to the pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,937
The woman says: "I need to buy some cyanide to kill my husband."
The pharmacist replies: "Lady, I can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband. *You'll* go to jail, *I'll* go to jail, you're *crazy.*"
The woman then hands him a picture of her husband fucking his wife.
The pharmacist says: "You didn't tell me you had a *prescription.*"
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #871,648
omg what happened
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