Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#871,382
@871,138 (B)
Maybe your little girl fizzy fruity alcopops don't cause them but when you're slamming cups of bottom shelf Scotch like it's water you will get a hangover, even if your liver is cast iron like mine.
@871,143 (C)
I wasn't blessed with a uterus so I have no use for hormonal contraceptives. Thanks.
@previous (E)
I felt a lot better around 2 or 3 o clock. Ate two B vitamin complexes and drank a gallon of water throughout the day.
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Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#871,388
@previous (Meta)
It doesn't really kill the hangover anyway, but it's nice to know your're not pregnant after a night of debauchery.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#871,389
@871,382 (Meta)
Your liver is probably nothing but scar tissue at this point.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#871,395
@871,382 (Meta)
Jack Daniel's makes a great hangover cure.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#871,408
@871,382 (Meta)
Alcobesity(being fat and alcoholic) should make you immune to hangovers. Nothing more than a slight headache the day afterwards should ever occur. Nice madpost, btw.
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Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#871,418
@previous (B)
I know you puke and black out after two wine coolers but some of us take our drinking seriously.