Topic: A man walks into a bar with an octopus.
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,853
Man says to the bartender, "I bet you $500 that this octopus can play any musical instrument you can think of."
Bartender pulls out a set of bagpipes and says, "I bet it can't play this."
The octopus starts groping the bagpipes, but doesn't make any noise.
Bartender says, "Ha! I knew your octopus couldn't play bagpipes!"
Octopus says, "PLAY it? As soon as I get these plaid pajamas off, I'm gonna FUCK it!"
Bartender pulls out a set of bagpipes and says, "I bet it can't play this."
The octopus starts groping the bagpipes, but doesn't make any noise.
Bartender says, "Ha! I knew your octopus couldn't play bagpipes!"
Octopus says, "PLAY it? As soon as I get these plaid pajamas off, I'm gonna FUCK it!"
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #870,948
NB4 retard doesn't get it.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #870,953
Scotland will be the first to go when our octopodal overlords decide to take over.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #870,957
@870,948 (B)
I actually don't get it, you asswipe and neither do you. The last thing a bartender would have are bagpipes. What kind of shit third world country is this bar in anyway?
I actually don't get it, you asswipe and neither do you. The last thing a bartender would have are bagpipes. What kind of shit third world country is this bar in anyway?
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Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #870,961
@previous (D)
Oh, I get it just fine. Its your're 3rd grade education that's continuing to make you look like a retard.
Oh, I get it just fine. Its your're 3rd grade education that's continuing to make you look like a retard.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #871,651
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #871,732
@870,957 (D)
> I actually don't get it, you asswipe and neither do you. The last thing a bartender would have are bagpipes. What kind of shit third world country is this bar in anyway?
the octopus thought the bagpipes was octopus
> I actually don't get it, you asswipe and neither do you. The last thing a bartender would have are bagpipes. What kind of shit third world country is this bar in anyway?
the octopus thought the bagpipes was octopus
