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Topic: What is surgery like?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,277

Say, an appendectomy? I ask because I have personal space issues, especially concerning my genital region, so... how is that dealt with?

sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #127,245

niggers

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #127,246

@OP
> so... how is that dealt with?
They knock you the fuck out.

benny !QLdGmaZVxM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #127,249

you go unconscious in your room, they move you to the area where they perform the surgery and rape you, then you wake up in your room feeling a bit violated.

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,261

@OP
ever since I watched a show about people waking up during surgery I have been terrified of it. Also the cock that the doctor puts up your ass scares me as well.

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,415

You count backwards from 10 but never make it.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,536

I had major surgery when I was younger. I just remember laying there, a bunch of doctors around me. They put the mask on, had me say something (think it was count backwards or something) then boom it's a few hours later and I wake up with a bunch of tubes sticking out of me and a painful stomach. Don't worry about this bullshit "I'm afraid I'll wake up", that never happens.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,537

@127,415 (green)
This.

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,539

@127,536 (G)
Seriously, why do you say it never happens? I ask not to argue but because I have a fear of that.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,543

@previous (Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

The amount of times that has ever happened compared to the millions of surgeries that are performed mean it's negligible. An irrational fear.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,544

@previous (G)
This.

It’s mostly a Local News Exclusive™ horror story.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,545

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
> This.
>
> It’s mostly a Local News Exclusive™ horror story.

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,547

@127,543 (G)
I agree completely that it is irrational. It freaks me out still. If I had to have surgery I would definitely have it.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,548

Its kind of scary at first when you're getting ready, like with all the machines and things. But the anesthesia literally just turns your brain off and its like nothing ever happened. When you wake up, whatever the worked on might feel awkward or uncomfortable, or what have you. But it's never a problem.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,590

Basically what Falco said.
I've got a friend who went in for surgery. She was shitting it so the anesthetist just got he to talk about her horses whilst the anesthesia was taking effect. She fell asleep mid word. When she woke up, she carried on what she was saying.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,592

@127,539 (Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Anesthesia awareness is very rare. You'll have an anaesthetist sitting with you and making sure you're OK. Even in the extremely rare case you are aware, most people still don't actually feel any pain. It's an irrational fear and there's no need to worry about it.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #127,603

@127,547 (Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
It’s worth it because you can be loopy as fuck and hit on the female nurses. You’d better come home with phone numbers written on your body in sharpie, next to a bunch of dried iodine scrub.
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