Topic: What is some of the best shithouse poetry that you have seen?

The Shithouse Poet started this discussion 8 years ago #72,734

Here are a couple of my favorites:

Here I sit, buns a’flexin’
Givin’ birth, to another Texan.

She who writes upon these walls,
Shall roll her shit in little balls;
And he who reads these lines of wit,
Shall eat these little balls of shit.

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Tried to shit, but only farted.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #870,122

You may all engage, in the philosophical test,
To assess the duration of your duress,
Had you ever wondered what it is,
To want before you could see what is?

This philosophical test, is the 'sophical test,
To see how 'sophically your duress extends,
For to be a true 'sophicalist, like Sophies atrue,
Your mind must descend the depths, like a Sophie do,
A mnemonic reminiscence, no mean feat a pittance,
Pithily investigating an essence frissive,
From the height of the mind's eye,
To the nadir of the kinaesthetic rye.

From bodily to sentimental,
Be sure to reminisce far back as you can the incongruential;
Happen it be not so true a length as you can't recall,
Then you cannot claim to be one at all!

The Shithouse Poet (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #870,124

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Come on, that is not shithouse poetry.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #870,125

@previous (The Shithouse Poet)
I think it is.

The Shithouse Poet (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #870,128

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I think you are prancing about Bangkok.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #870,132

knock three times for suck
wide stance your ass off

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #870,135

@870,128 (The Shithouse Poet)
Literally everyone on the internet is just one person. Seems legit.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #870,153

Free Mexican baby pictures.
Wipe to develop.

"Mexican escape route"... (Written inside a port o potty with an arrow pointing into toilet)

Minichan