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Topic: How did Captain Hook die?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,715

He wiped with the wrong hand.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #870,029

I DON'T GET IT

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #870,112

@previous (B)
the implication is that he hooked himself on the anus while wiping and presumably - out of shame, shock, or due to the nature of his injury - was exsanguinated in the restroom. from his butt

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #870,126

@OPenis
That makes no sense. How could he wipe with the wrong hand if he only has one hand?
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