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Topic: Where can I buy those little Subway chicken "breasts" with the fake grill marks?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,696

I need them in my life..

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 52 seconds later[^] [v] #869,842

The grill marks are fake?

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #869,844

Tyson® Recipe Secrets™ at Walmart.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #869,845

Yer moms breasts is where

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,869

Probably the same place that sells those pork ribs things with the fake rib shape

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,872

@869,844 (Meta)
I was driving through rural Mississippi recently and there was a Tyson truck with very large icicles forming from the blood of the thousands of slaughtered chickens inside.

I like the teriyaki breasts.

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,876

@previous (F)
You should have saved some of the blood ice. You could use it to make gravy or something
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