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Topic: I do not like green eggs & ham.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,596

I do not like them anywhere.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #869,170

Would you eat them with a fox?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #869,176

@previous (B)
> Would you eat them with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.

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Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #869,177

Would you eat them on a boat?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #869,178

@previous (B)
> Would you eat them on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #869,180

@previous (A)
Would you eat them if there were a delicious solution involving Lipton® Recipe Secrets® and Soup Secrets® mixes?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #869,182

@previous (B)
I would not eat them as Lipton.
I would not eat them with a nun.
I would not not not eat green eggs and ham.
It would be no fun.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #869,190

@previous (A)
Would you eat them while drinking a sprite?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #869,195

@previous (C)
I would not eat them with Sprite.
I would not eat them at night.
I would not even eat them with a hermaphrodite.
I would never, ever partake in green eggs & ham.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,207

Would you eat them fried by Matt?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,214

@previous (D)
I would not eat them fried by Matt.
I would not eat then fried in fat.
I would not eat them tied on a cat.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them OP-I-am

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,217

Would you eat them while sniffing cocaine?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,220

@previous (C)
I would eat them while sniffing cocaine
I would not eat them while taking Rogaine.
I would not eat them with propane.
I do not like green eggs & ham.
I do not like them Hank Hill-I-am.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,369

@previous (A)
Would you eat them while getting laid?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 48 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,377

@869,220 (A)
> I would not eat them with propane.
That's just asinine.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,400

@869,369 (C)
I would not eat them to get laid.
I would not eat them to get paid.
I would not eat them with lemonade.
Not even with a grenade would I eat green eggs & ham.
I do not like them OP-I-ahhh fuck this shit. I'm done. It's not even Dr. Suess Day anymore.

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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,444

@previous (A)
Cute :)
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