Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
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Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#869,177
Would you eat them on a boat?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#869,178
@previous (B) > Would you eat them on a boat? I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#869,180
@previous (A)
Would you eat them if there were a delicious solution involving Lipton® Recipe Secrets® and Soup Secrets® mixes?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#869,182
@previous (B) I would not eat them as Lipton.
I would not eat them with a nun.
I would notnotnot eat green eggs and ham.
It would be no fun.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#869,190
@previous (A)
Would you eat them while drinking a sprite?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#869,195
@previous (C) I would not eat them with Sprite.
I would not eat them at night.
I would not even eat them with a hermaphrodite.
I would never, ever partake in green eggs & ham.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#869,207
Would you eat them fried by Matt?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#869,214
@previous (D) I would not eat them fried by Matt.
I would not eat then fried in fat.
I would not eat them tied on a cat.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them OP-I-am
Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#869,217
Would you eat them while sniffing cocaine?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#869,220
@previous (C) I would eat them while sniffing cocaine
I would not eat them while taking Rogaine.
I would not eat them with propane.
I do not like green eggs & ham.
I do not like them Hank Hill-I-am.
Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#869,369
@previous (A)
Would you eat them while getting laid?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 48 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#869,377
@869,220 (A) > I would not eat them with propane.
That's just asinine.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#869,400
@869,369 (C) I would not eat them to get laid.
I would not eat them to get paid.
I would not eat them with lemonade.
Not even with a grenade would I eat green eggs & ham.
I do not like them OP-I-ahhh fuck this shit. I'm done. It's not even Dr. Suess Day anymore.
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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#869,444