Topic: A guy walks into work on Monday at 12:30.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,570

The boss says, "Where the hell have you been?"

The guy says, "I went to a Polish wedding Friday night and I won second prize in the raffle."

The boss says, "Yeah ..."

The guy says, "So second prize was you get to spend the weekend fucking the bride."

The boss says, "That was second prize? What was first prize?"

He says, "A canned ham."

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #868,980

I don't get it. Also, 12:30 AM or PM?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #868,984

@previous (B)
> I don't get it

You need to research polish jokes.

In the past a canned ham is worth more than a polish woman.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #868,989

@previous (C)
Ah, ok. Still not funny. I get it, though.Just still wondering if that was AM or PM...

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #868,992

@previous (B)
Usually a polish wedding takes 24 hours so AM PM is not relevant. Weddings can take two days. Wonderful fun and food ...Let's just say you will gain a couple of pounds.

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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #868,993

@previous (C)
Cool story (((bro))).

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #868,994

@868,992 (C)
Syntax: expert on Polish weddings.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #868,997

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)

> Syntax: expert on Polish weddings.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #868,999

@868,994 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Not an expert but lucky nuff to on occasion get an invite

You on the other hand are only invited to places where garbage is served and you are dumb nuff to pay for it and brag about it

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #869,004

@previous (Syntax)
lol you are such an idiot. Google any koi ponds lately?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #869,005

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
What happened to your food guide on edible refuse?

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #869,007

@previous (G)
Go Google a koi pond and pretend it is in your yard.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,008

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
That hole in your lung fucked up brain cells from oxygen starvation

Not my yard - My neighbors yard.

Now go scrape the fungus off of your frig and brag about how wonderful it is

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,011

@previous (Syntax)
You googled the picture. We all saw.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,013

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Of course I did. SRF has lots of pics Google pics up.

Remember when you were daft nuff to post a view of that horrid house you rented on hummmm Orange st and you had your home address in the URL but had no clue

Did it occur 2U to sue your dad for your defective genes

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,016

@previous (Syntax)
That koi pond does not exist anywhere near you. You googled the pic to try to support your lies.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,028

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Indeed you really do need to sue your dad.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,034

@previous (Syntax)
lol everyone at Bianca saw what you did. We also saw when you called 6th graders “eye candy”, and admitted to doing cocaine on the beach with little kids.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #869,039

@868,999 (Syntax)
Is Poland re: 15 minute dryve from thee?
@869,016 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Why can't you afford an koi pond?

Minichan