Topic: When did Matt lose his virginity?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,545

Matt sounds like he has less practical experience with sex than Catherine. I’m genuinely curious how many years it took to guilt another human being into intimacy.

30-35* grad school

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Poll option	Votes	Percentage
15 to 19, like a functional human being	1	13%
20 to 25, fake anon level social cues	1	13%
26 to 30, prostitution required	1	13%
31 to 35, got laid in high school	-	0%
35 to 39, almost 40	-	0%
40 to 45, had to leave country of birth	5	63%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #868,786

he never lost it

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #868,787

Rude

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,794

Anon B is just saying what everyone else is thinking. Matt's penis has probably never been inside a vagina.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,797

@previous (D)
technically everyones benis has seen the inside of a vagene
your moms vagene
but Matt is still incel for 30 years

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,812

I remember Matt once had sex with a tattooed lady during the GHOUL era and for some reason Meals got really upset with him over it.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,815

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
That’s because it was his girlfriend.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,822

@868,787 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Rude but not inaccurate!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,841

How many actual virgins do we have here?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,842

@868,815 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)

Lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,844

@868,841 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I'd say 75% of our userbase are virgins or functionally virgins. The rest are sexually active deviants, plus also there's me.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,846

I hear every word that you are saying. but I don't think you understand me completely
I am offering you an opportunity. im intelligent im smart im good looking im attractive
so I think what you need to do is stop with all the questions and get in the fucking car
and let me put my hands all over your body

I don't blame you. I know a lot of people out there want to play games
play he said she said
I understand all that. I am not ignorant to that part of humanity
that's a large part of what people like. little drama games. all these little games people play
I don't play games. I am a rather straightforward individual. a real straight shooter your dealing with here
I am going to tell it to you straight
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for someone like you to get with someone like me
I am good linking intelligent attractive
im going places in life. im not gonna be stuck around here like some little piece of shit. ok
I think what you need to do right now is quit playing the little games. quit playing the little drama games
stop talking. and get in my fucking car. let me put my hands all over you

Anonymous J double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,848

listen. if you only knew half of it. I don't have any reason to lie to you
I don't have any reason to not tell you the way it is
the way its gonna be
I don't think you understand. your stuck where you are because your the way you are. but me. im going to where im gonna be because im the way I am
now I understand its a little shocking when your confronted with this
I understand all that
but listen to me
get in the fucking car. get in my fucking car
and let me put my hands all over your body
get in my fucking car get in my car get in my fucking car
let me put my hands all over your body

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,919

> had to leave country of birth

damnlol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,985

@868,844 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Which am I?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,995

@previous (A)
I see you as a sexually active deviant but you could very easily convince me you are a virgin.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,996

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
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