Topic: Official blog for Minichanners that have two perfectly working feet

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,433

In other words,this is the official blog for everyone who isn't Meta or Bert.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #867,899

All Big Daddies Derek have perfectly working feet. Thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,901

Just got back from a walk. Feeling pretty good.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,916

Just stubbed my toe. Fuck, this some kinda karma?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,917

I got two legs from my hips to the ground
and when I move 'em they walk around
and when I lift 'em they climb the stairs
and when I shave 'em they ain't got hairs

-python

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,918

@867,916 (A)
I know the feeling. Once I broke someone's foot by running over it with my Rascal™ mobility scooter.

I felt so bad I had to eat two quarts of ice cream when I got home.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #867,919

@previous (Meta)
At Walmart?

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #867,921

@previous (F)
It's truly one stop shopping. They even have a McDonalds inside!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,930

Just spat my dip out.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,954

@867,918 (Meta)
What is a quart?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,955

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It's a short, quick fart.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,957

@OP
whats wrong with meta's feet?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,964

@previous (I)
He only got one feet cuz docta took the other on account of his diabetus. Da foot also smells like feta cheese.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,992

This getting a little bullying.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,054

I could easily kick @OPs ass...with my bad foot..

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,056

@867,992 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
sounds like you want berts rapebabies

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #868,069

@868,054 (K)
That would hurt yourself more than it would hurt me, ya dumb ass.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #868,804

O, lawd... Mah foot!

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #868,811

@previous (A)
No pain...no gain..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #870,570

Just received a foot massage from an attractive Asian woman. She said ooooh your feet so pretty for male.