Topic: I have a serious problem.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 8 years ago #72,419 I just bought Minecraft again for iOS just because I cannot bare without it on my portable device. I think, besides The Sims franchise, this is one of the only games I sunk hours into and I have nothing to show for it. Christ!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago , 2 minutes later[^] [v] #867,721 you got a lot fucking more problems than that
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago , 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,725 Catherinedraad:dr
Anon Z double-posted this 8 years ago , 46 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,726 Why, praytell, can't you afford a normal life?
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago , 14 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,727 @867,721 (B)
I am curious to see what others notice about me. What are my other problems that don’t relate to gender?
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Anon Z replied with this 8 years ago , 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,729 @previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> What are my other problems that doesn’t relate to gender?
Getting a life.
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Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago , 2 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,730 @867,726 (Anon Z )
First I’m a blend of every normie thanks to the Internet, now I am abnormal. Which is it?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago , 19 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,751 @867,727 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> What are my other problems that don’t relate to gender?
You're dehydrated. Drink more melonade.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago , 41 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,752 Graphics like the original King’s Quest.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #867,777 @OP enis
Upgrade to Dwarf Fortress.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago , 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,780 @OP
I'll show you problems..
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,781 @previous (H)
Ha! Nice reference to here’s the door.
But what is wrong with that person’s foot?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago , 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,792 @previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> Ha! Nice reference to here’s the door.
lol
> But what is wrong with that person’s foot?
lol
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago , 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,810 @previous (I)
> > Ha! Nice reference to here’s the door.
> lol
>
> > But what is wrong with that person’s foot?
>
> lolAnonymous C replied with this 8 years ago , 50 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,858 @867,781 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
That's Berts feet. Disgusting....
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago , 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,884 @867,781 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> But what is wrong with that person’s foot?
Just an old alcoholic complaining about his gout acting up.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago , 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,912 @previous (E)
Gout was historically known, in fact, as "the disease of kings", or, "rich man's disease". Thanks.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago , 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,926 @previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Ah yes, historically only rich men could afford to be fat drunks.
16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago , 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,928 @OP
Same. I got it for iOS a few weeks ago, and I've barely made any progress despite playing it many hours.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago , 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #868,204 Jesus...
This is a list of how many times I bought Minecraft. In order of when I bought each iteration.
Minecraft: Java Edition (gifted by someone from /v/; back during alpha phase)
Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition
Minecraft: Pocket Edition (Android)
Minecraft: PlayStation 4 Edition
Minecraft: Windows 10 Edition (given to me free, courtesy of Mojang for owning the Java Edition)
Minecraft: Nintendo Switch Edition
Minecraft: Java Edition (second account)
Minecraft: Pocket Edition (iOS)
Am I a Pokémon master yet? Nah, probably just a severely autistic boy. >:-(
> boy
Yes, that was me insulting myself.
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