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Topic: I have a serious problem.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 8 years ago #72,419

I just bought Minecraft again for iOS just because I cannot bare without it on my portable device. I think, besides The Sims franchise, this is one of the only games I sunk hours into and I have nothing to show for it. Christ!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #867,721

you got a lot fucking more problems than that

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,725

Catherinedraad:dr

Anon Z double-posted this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,726

Why, praytell, can't you afford a normal life?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,727

@867,721 (B)
I am curious to see what others notice about me. What are my other problems that don’t relate to gender?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anon Z replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,729

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> What are my other problems that doesn’t relate to gender?

Getting a life.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,730

@867,726 (Anon Z)
First I’m a blend of every normie thanks to the Internet, now I am abnormal. Which is it?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,751

@867,727 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> What are my other problems that don’t relate to gender?

You're dehydrated. Drink more melonade.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,752

Graphics like the original King’s Quest.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #867,777

@OPenis
Upgrade to Dwarf Fortress.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,780

@OP

I'll show you problems..

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,781

@previous (H)
Ha! Nice reference to here’s the door.

But what is wrong with that person’s foot?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,792

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> Ha! Nice reference to here’s the door.
lol

> But what is wrong with that person’s foot?

lol

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,810

@previous (I)

> > Ha! Nice reference to here’s the door.
> lol
>
> > But what is wrong with that person’s foot?
>
> lol

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,858

@867,781 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
That's Berts feet. Disgusting....

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,884

@867,781 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> But what is wrong with that person’s foot?

Just an old alcoholic complaining about his gout acting up.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,912

@previous (E)
Gout was historically known, in fact, as "the disease of kings", or, "rich man's disease". Thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,926

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Ah yes, historically only rich men could afford to be fat drunks.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,928

@OP

Same. I got it for iOS a few weeks ago, and I've barely made any progress despite playing it many hours.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #868,204

Jesus...

This is a list of how many times I bought Minecraft. In order of when I bought each iteration.

Minecraft: Java Edition (gifted by someone from /v/; back during alpha phase)
Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition
Minecraft: Pocket Edition (Android)
Minecraft: PlayStation 4 Edition
Minecraft: Windows 10 Edition (given to me free, courtesy of Mojang for owning the Java Edition)
Minecraft: Nintendo Switch Edition
Minecraft: Java Edition (second account)
Minecraft: Pocket Edition (iOS)

Am I a Pokémon master yet? Nah, probably just a severely autistic boy. >:-(

> boy
Yes, that was me insulting myself.
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