Topic: I am about to try the sauce.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 8 years ago #72,414

Time to see if it lives up to the hype.

We eat now: hashbrowns

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later[^] [v] #867,616

oh ffs

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #867,618

@OP
good luck..

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #867,619

soy
> soy
soy
> soy
soy
> soy
soy
> soy
BOI
> BOI
BOI
> BOI

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,621

I like A-1..

Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,622

@867,619 (D)
If she eats lots of that Soy she could all of a sudden get she boobs

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,623

Dan Harmon was right. This does try too hard to be a sauce.

It also doesn’t taste like straight teriyaki.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 10 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,624

@867,622 (Syntax)
> she
she is a word used when talking about women
not when talking about a hairy faced benis owner

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,628

@previous (D)
*picturing a hairy dude in a dress shaving two weeks worth of stubble at the bathroom mirror*

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 6 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,629

@867,623 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> It also doesn’t taste like straight teriyaki.

U R Kidding me Rite? From Ur Photo where does it say TERIYAKI?

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,630

I don’t give a fuck about people of other colors
Get the fuck out you ain’t my brother
Why don’t you go and fuck a hyena
When it’s dark outside I can’t even see ya

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,631

@OP

get on IRC you little fucker

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,632

@867,629 (Syntax)
Everyone here said it was a tangy teriyaki and I confirming that isn’t the case.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,633

@867,624 (D)
In 95% of the cases where I discuss Trans stuff I do call them by their natural born sex
I respect Cathy so Cathy gets a She from me

If she wants to role play like say Falco as a Fox then No Problem.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,634

I got some fresh content coming in

Anonymous D double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,635

cook a nigger punch a nigger
Kick a nigger in the fucking dick you nigger
Fuck a nigger fight a nigger
Steal your fucking bike you nigger

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,636

@867,632 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I thought Matt was MCs (self-proclaimed) expert on food..

I wonder if he would endorse your proclamation..

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,637

grab your sombrero and get in your Camero
Or I'll fuck your ass dead like Eddie Guerrero

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,638

@867,632 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Somewhere I did see packets on the web where the word Teriyaki appears on top of the Szechuan Sauce but in smaller type.

Damn so I remembered it mostly ok but found the sauce U want and expected so look at this

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 25 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,639

@867,637 (D)
Wtf is a camero..

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Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 13 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,640

Fuck that shit I wanna kill a nigger
Pull a trigger stab and kill
And torture niggers
Stick em in the fucking oven and close the door

Anonymous D double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,641

@867,639 (C)
its like a Camaro
but if its a spic its a camero

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,642

@867,638 (Syntax)
Maybe the chinamen are counterfeiting..

who knows what the contents of that would actually be..

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Anonymous C double-posted this 8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,644

@867,641 (D)
Oh...ok..

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,645

@867,642 (C)
Clearly there has been somewhat of a shift from the infamous version and now the new version
Looks like MC D's is counterfeiting their own product

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,653

@previous (Syntax)
U mad nigger?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,654

@867,645 (Syntax)
> counterfeiting their own product
lol

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,655

@867,653 (G)
I am more than pleased. All this hype almost got me to go2 MCD's and order whatever goes with that sauce. Chicken something?
Now I will wait for the original sauce with the added Teriyaki -

Years ago I used to go to MCD's just for some quick fries but NOW where they show me the Potato which of course is fresh n I get to order the Fries X~actly as I want them - Super crispy with 50% salt In n Out that wots its all about

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,656

@previous (Syntax)

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,657

@867,655 (Syntax)
don't eat that processed crap man
only a tranny would eat that many hormones voluntary

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #867,658

@867,645 (Syntax)
That particular image you're posting is of a 20 year old packaging. Obviously they'll update the label to match their current packaging for other branded sauces.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #867,661

@previous (I)
Good point HOWEVER
Is there a packet of the 20 year old sauce so a taste comparison can be made? Yea I No those cost like $12,000 and up but er well but

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #867,664

mc.donnalds has preservatives that can make you immortal
one of these burgers is 12 years old

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #867,665

@previous (H)
You telling me that if you eat enough MC D's you not only live forever but you change from male to female in the process

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #867,672

@867,655 (Syntax)
You can just add it to any order at no extra charge. I hate it with hashbrowns. It’s just like asking for any other sauce.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #867,674

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
What Hashbrown's need a sauce?
I wood have guessed Ketchup might be common - Something I never ever use on anything but C others who do

So I googled this and got
https://www.badgerandblade.com/forum/threads/what-do-you-like-on-your-hashbrowns.111391/

Ketchup is common among hot sauces and others but I only skimmed the 1st page

As someone who has made the real Szechuan sauce multiple times I wood not let that touch my Hashbrowns - Me its fresh ground pepper nor do I think the Chinese Szechuan pepper wood be a proper substitute but it might be worth the try

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,683

@previous (Syntax)
Did you get that recipe from Matt?

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,684

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I took Chinese cooking classes at UCLA Extension long b4 Fatfuck ever heard of Chinese food and have probably 30 Chinese cookbooks but currently use the web as often as I use the cookbooks

ALSO DAMN - If you compare the ingredients from the package of the 20 year old sauce to the new sauce - VERY VERY Different
So
@867,658 (I)

> That particular image you're posting is of a 20 year old packaging. Obviously they'll update the label to match their current packaging for other branded sauces.

Not just the package change - The recipe is NOT the same

It truly is Counterfit

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,688

@previous (Syntax)
> UCLA
going to college
in California

Anonymous J double-posted this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,689

@867,684 (Syntax)
U mad you old nigger
I bet the marijuana and liberal kike controlled brain bending programs really left some permanent marks
I bet you got IQ in the double digits after that

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,693

@867,672 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> You can just add it to any order at no extra charge. I hate it with hashbrowns. It’s just like asking for any other sauce.

why the fuck would you put that on hash browns
this thread made me quite the internet

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Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,698

@previous (K)
> this thread made me quite the internet
> quite the internet
indeed, sir

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,701

@previous (I)
oh I guess I have quite the internet

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,761

Why the fuck didnt you order chicken?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,776

@previous (L)
It wasn’t lunch time and McDonald’s isn’t like Taco Bell in that you can order it anytime. There was a woman there who wanted a McChicken.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,811

Here we go. Trying it with the chicken tenders.

Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,812

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
The plan is working. You have eaten at McDonald's for every meal since the sauce released!

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,818

@previous (L)
Not quite, I had a chorizo burrito from my community college's food court.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,829

Alright, this sauce isn't that bad, it's tangy and makes me think of orange chicken for some reason. It's like a bizarre mixture of Teriayki, Orange Chicken, and something else tangy.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,833

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
https://www.eater.com/2018/2/26/17054936/mcdonalds-szechuan-sauce-rick-and-morty

Holding it up to the light, I could see the sauce was the color and consistency of strawberry jelly, as a drop slid off my finger and splatted on the table. Flecked with some indiscernible spice, it proved jaw achingly sweet when I licked my finger. Alas, the Szechuan sauce had no heat that I could discern. It tasted mainly like corn syrup with maybe a tiny bit of Worcestershire thrown in.

It didn’t improve the flavor of the stupefyingly bland McNuggets, either. I dipped a fry in, and later poured some on a burger, where it clashed with the ketchup, raw onions, and dill pickle chip. Consulting the packet’s declaration of ingredients proved instructive: “water, sugar, distilled vinegar, corn starch, wheat, soybeans, salt, corn vinegar, contains 2 percent or less: apple cider vinegar, ginger, soybean oil, sesame seed oil, xanthan gum, spice, yeast extract, garlic, wheat starch, natural flavor, citric acid, safflower oil, dextrose, potassium sorbate and sodium benzoate (preservatives).”

McDonald’s Szechuan sauce totally lacks, at least to my taste. You might just as well pour this Szechuan sauce on pancakes.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,837

@previous (Syntax)
> You might just as well pour this Szechuan sauce on pancakes.
That guy is a fucking weirdo. Why the fuck would you pour this shit onto pancakes? It's not fucking maple syrup and it just wouldn't blend well. It's not sweet, it's tangy, who the fuck has tangy syrup on their flapjacks?
> putting this sauce on a burger that already has ketchup
This nigga is doing it wrong. If you wanted a sauce that won't conflict then order the damn burger plain.

Then again, I am the fucking weirdo who dipped hashbrowns into this sauce this morning so who am I to talk what people do with their food?

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #867,838

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> You might just as well pour this Szechuan sauce on pancakes.

Your sarcasm sensor/meter was turned off.

Minichan