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Topic: So my porn director/producer colleague and friend asked me...

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k started this discussion 8 years ago #72,286

...to come up with an all-new porn genre, something so creative and innovative that the world will take notice. So, I am asking you: do you guys have any ideas?

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later[^] [v] #866,256

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #866,260

Did you ever look for those Bakky videos?

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #866,265

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
You must have the wrong person, although yes, I have seen them. Very disturbing.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #866,266

@OP
Can you please link to your favorite efukt video?

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #866,273

@previous (E)
Is that allowed here? I was reading some past posts, and it looks like people who post efukt stuff are banned. I prefer not to take that chance.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #866,278

@previous (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
It is allowed! Matt is the only one not allowed to post them, and you are not he!

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #866,282

@previous (E)
I would feel more comfortable getting permission from a Mod.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,284

how about porn where the chick isn't so disgusted by the guy that she lets him hold her lovingly in his arms when he fucks her

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,285

@866,282 (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
Ok Matt.

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,288

@866,284 (Sheila LaBoof)
Great thought, but it already exists. It is called “erotic porn”, “romantic porn”, or “porn for women”. Look it up. Some is good.

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,289

@866,285 (E)
I’m not sure who this “Matt” is, but the way you all constantly talk about him and fawn over him, it’s like he is some sort of god and you are obsessed with him.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,290

@previous (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
If you aren't Matt then post an efukt link.

He is the only one who has been or ever will be banned for that.

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,291

@previous (E)
Sorry, but I need to hear that from a mod, not from any old poster. Also, I have no desire to post an efukt link. Why would I? that is a rather odd, specific request.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,294

@previous (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
Because you are a porn star supposedly. No interest in your own industry, eh?

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,296

@previous (E)
Dude, I do porn shoots all day. When I get home, the last thing I want to do is watch porn.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,297

@OP

I'd recommend crush porn. It's a dying industry, but all it needs is a little boost from someone like you.

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,298

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
I don’t do illegal or immoral porn, and that genre already exists.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,337

How about a variation on cuckhold/incest fantasy porn in which a son looks on as his father is banged by 2 black guys? Or he watches as his grandmother gets nailed by her own son?

Does anyone know if anything like that exists already?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,363

@866,289 (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)

> I’m not sure who this “Matt” is, but the way you all constantly talk about him and fawn over him, it’s like he is some sort of god and you are obsessed with him.

Only you would bring up obsession Matt.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,373

albino midget porn

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,405

@previous (I)
Good idea, bu it already exists. My colleague is looking for something outrageous and groundbreaking.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,407

@previous (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
Open leg vulva

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,408

@previous (J)
Way too common.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,409

@866,407 (J)
Under age open leg vulva.

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,411

@previous (K)
He won’t do that.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,412

@previous (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
You did that.

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,414

@previous (L)
Huh? Not me buddy. You might want to stop obsessing over underage porn. It is not healthy.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,418

@previous (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
Lance Goodthrust
New Matt shtick.

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,420

@previous (M)
Boy, this Matt guy must be some sort of wizard to hold such control over your minds.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,423

@previous (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
If you want to me him. Bend over backwards and ram your head up your asshole.

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,425

@previous (N)
Wow, you ar one angry, obsessed dude. Go watch some porn and relax.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,431

@previous (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,618

@866,418 (M)

> Lance Goodthrust
> New Matt shtick.

> new
lance is an old timer. you're the new one

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,623

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a667eae572ac

Anonymous P double-posted this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,637

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,651

@866,425 (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
You didn't answer my suggestion. I'll repeat it. What about a variation on the cuckhold/prison/incest fantasy, in which a son watches while his convicted father gets fucked by 2 black cocks? Do you know if this has ever been done before? Do any photos of such a thing already exist?

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Anonymous O replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,652

@previous (H)
very unique

squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,653

if you're looking for original sex acts, then look no further. i was the first to mount a dildo to a 24v contractor's drill.

have you ever heard about heterosexual gay porn? i thought not, that's because i just invented it. it's gay porn for straight men, something they can watch with their wives and them have no idea it's actually gay porn. how to do this you might ask? trade secret, but it involves lots of editing and closeups. every sex act you see is a close up of gay men having sex, but all other shots just look like a man and woman together. but, the guy will secretly know he's watching lots of gay porn right in front of her.

there you go, a clever new genre of porn. where's my consultation fee?

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,658

@866,652 (O)

> very unique

Are you sure? Because I just googled it and found some interesting pictures. Shall I post them here?

Anonymous O replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,659

@previous (H)
please

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,664

yes, please

Anonymous R double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,688

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,691

@866,651 (H)
It’s been done.

Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 30 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,692

@866,653 (squeegee)
Great! Check’s in the mail.

Anonymous R replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,693

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

Anonymous R double-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,695

I don't xcaer where you come from niggaa

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,697

Still doing this stupid shit Matt?

Anonymous R replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,699

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxD6ExGpLMk

Anonymous R double-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,701

@866,282 (Lance Goodthrust !ADRbYNVg1k)
I would feel more comfortable getting permission from a Mod.

Anonymous R triple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,702

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8raabzZNqw

Anonymous R quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,703

Anonymous R quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #866,704

@866,701 (R)
I would feel more comfortable getting permission from a Mod.
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