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Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#866,374
@866,349 (Green !BEERiVqJJw) @866,351 (Green !BEERiVqJJw) @866,358 (Green !BEERiVqJJw) @866,359 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Green the fucking madman achieves 2 second edits 4 times in 5 minutes!
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Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#866,379
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#866,663
@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
Oh, so you cheated.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#866,680
@previous (A) @866,649 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
Yes, there's still a chance!
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Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#866,681
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Green !BEERiVqJJw triple-posted this 8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#866,683
I need 4G or WiFi again.
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DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#866,874
@866,663 (A)
Not cheating, I just automated the task.
@866,680 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Not a chance. Even with automation, it's one hell of a task. You see all the 2 second edits. That's before I automated the automated task as well.
Before I manually clicked "Post" then run the script to press edit and update. That resulted in the 2 second result.
Now everything is automated. And I'm still not sure if it's reliable enough. Let's see.
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DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew double-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#866,876
@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
See, 2 seconds. At this point I think it has a lot to do with how it's calculated.
For example, if I hit "Post" at 09:58:51.90 (HH:mm:ss.ss) and I manage to hit Update at 09:58:53.10, that's a difference of 1.2 seconds, but 53-51 is 2... so technically it's 2 seconds later.
Would be fun if r04r changed it to show up to 4 decimal numbers after the comma, so we can have fun.
Also, this makes me wonder if it's possible to achieve 0 seconds later...
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew triple-posted this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#866,880
0 seconds get!
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Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#866,881
He pretty clearly said he was using science to solve the problem.
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#866,882
Quadruple post for science:
So I dug through the implementation (https://github.com/r04r/Minichan/blob/master/post.php) and it looks like time is saved as unix timestamp.
So the resolution is seconds, not milliseconds. But my claim still holds true. You have anywhere from 1.01 to 1.99 seconds if you want to make it "Edited 1 second later".
How much exactly is pretty much luck based, depending on when you press post and the server time.
Also, @r04r:
if (isMatt($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'])) {
$ONETHREAD = 36481;
}
if (isHindu($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'])) {
$ONETHREAD = 37709;
}
Fucking lol <3
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ok i cant do it
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FI accidentally reported instead of editing again.f
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@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Jesus Christ, the internet went so slow then.
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Left thumb is slow, right is might.
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DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#867,991
Those 2 second attempts are impressive for manual work. Godspeed Green, you can do it!! :D
Anonymous M replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#867,993
games are not about the graphics but the gameplay
manually editing within 2 seconds is the minichan version of flappy bird
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Anonymous O replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#868,003
@previous (M)
Someone forgot to tell Matt, though.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#868,028
Green is still the winner
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Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#868,030
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yes one letter is technically a post.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#868,041
@868,028 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Bitch please... No, he's not. I got 2 seconds first.
Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#868,049