Topic: Okay 'toads! Let's get EVEN!
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #72,222
When the evil Dark Queen kidnaps both yourbest buddy and the best looking girl this side
of the Mazallion Star Cluster - what are
you gonna do about it? Are you gonna cry?
Hide? Call the Starcops? No way! Because
you're a BATTLETOAD and BATTLETOADS
don't cry, hide or call for help. BATTLETADS
get real MAD - and then they get EVEN!
So, strap on your Blaster, power-up
the Toadster, and get on down to the Dark
Queen's planet - but, watch out 'toad -
this lady's bad, and she's got a whole mess
of really nasty surprises lined up for you -
like the Psyko Pigs, the Mutant Ratpack,
Robo-Manus and the Saturn Toadtrap, to
name but a few. You're gonna need all your
fighting skills to defeat her - the Battletoad
Butt, the Big Bad Boot and the Nuclear
Knuckles. Hey, and don't forget to take along
the Jet Turbo the Space Board and the
Speed Bike. Because you're gonna need 'em
all, 'toad, if you're gonna rescue your
friends and get the frog outa there with your
green skin intact!
So let's get bad and crazy! Let's get
mad, 'toad. And then get EVEN!
q. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #865,506
that game was hard as shit