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Topic: Gun control compromise: ban all guns designed after 1900, in exchange we go back to 1900 gun laws

Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #72,103

Basically reset the gun scene to 1900. No assault clips, no AK-15*s with bump stocks but you can mail order a Winchester rifle out of the Sears Catalog.


*I actually heard an NPR reporter say that Cruz "bought his AK-15 legally" and I almost spat coffee all over the dashboard.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #864,531

Why 1900? How about 1700?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,532

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,533

@864,531 (B)
this is America we need six shooters

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,535

@previous (D)
America wasn't founded on six shooters. Lets keep the constitutional literalists happy and go back to muskets.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,537

@previous (B)
fine why not 1600. matchlocks for everyone

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,539

@previous (D)
Why not 600? Gun laws were super lax in the 600s.

Despite having no guns laws in the 600s, there were NO GUN DEATHS. Checkmate liberals!

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,542

@864,531 (B)
In Texas (probably other states too) pre-1900 firearms are considered antiques and not subject to a lot of gun laws (like background checks). It's a nice clean number and is just before all the controversial gun stuff like semi-automatics and submachine guns. Also I think the 1900s firearms look polite and sophisticated. Not ugly and scary. I think six shots is good for self defense. If everyone else is also carrying a Colt Peacemaker a mass shooting will be over pretty quickly.

> America wasn't founded on six shooters. Lets keep the constitutional literalists happy and go back to muskets.
Muskets are too inaccurate and unreliable. In a self defense situation you might hit the wrong person. Or what if you're being home invaded and it doesn't go off because the powder got damp because it's been raining a lot lately and the humidity is up.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,545

@previous (Meta)
lol that looks like the pellet gun I used to kill rats

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,546

@864,542 (Meta)
> Muskets are too inaccurate and unreliable. In a self defense situation you might hit the wrong person. Or what if you're being home invaded and it doesn't go off because the powder got damp because it's been raining a lot lately and the humidity is up.

They worked well enough to defeat the British army. It'll be sufficient to chase people off your lawn.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,547

@864,542 (Meta)

> I think six shots is good for self defense. If everyone else is also carrying a Colt Peacemaker a mass shooting will be over pretty quickly.

perfect

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,548

i would like that
is duelling allowed and encouraged?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,550

@864,542 (Meta)
This is the 21st Century. This is the most up to date military design. Available soon at Walmarts.
"300 percent more effective than normal ammo, and will be able to strike targets as far as 700 meters (2,300 feet) away."

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,551

@864,548 (E)
yes it's better than calling the police

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,552

@864,548 (E)
Yes, but you have to do it properly. You can't just pull a gun on someone and challenge them. You have follow the duelling code and set up a time and do it in a secluded location. Maybe register duels so two people can agree to duel and apply for a permit and get legal permission to try to kill each other in an organized duel. Of course both parties would have to consent - if one doesn't then it's treated as any other murder. But if they do consent to the duel and do it properly, the winner won't face prosecution.

@864,546 (B)
They did work for masses of men firing volleys of shots at each other, but I think they're ill-suited for modern self defense.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,553

@previous (Meta)
awesome

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #864,554

@864,552 (Meta)
Can we dual with swords? I feel like I'd be the hipster who would want rapiers at dawn.

> They did work for masses of men firing volleys of shots at each other, but I think they're ill-suited for modern self defense.
I don't know. Put a bayonet on that thing and shove it in someone's face so they know that if the powder doesn't go off you're going to gore them repeatedly or beat them with the stock. I think that's a pretty aggressive home defense strategy.

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #864,560

@previous (B)

> Can we dual with swords? I feel like I'd be the hipster who would want rapiers at dawn.
I'm wary of this. With modern medical care there would be too many people surviving duæls with rapiers. You could duæl to the death but what if the winner gets all squeamish about the blood and screaming and decides to stop, leaving the loser mangled and resentful and bearing a grudge the rest of his life?
> > They did work for masses of men firing volleys of shots at each other, but I think they're ill-suited for modern self defense.
> I don't know. Put a bayonet on that thing and shove it in someone's face so they know that if the powder doesn't go off you're going to gore them repeatedly or beat them with the stock. I think that's a pretty aggressive home defense strategy.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #864,569

@previous (Meta)
I think that's a feature. It's really hard not to get maimed in an honest sword fight whether you're the winner or the loser. (duæls, presumably, being fair and honest sword fights) I feel like it would act as a deterrent to serious duæling.

Falco !3Rt66u03z. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #864,628

lol everyone gets so tense about guns they should smoke weed instead haha

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #864,630

@previous (Falco !3Rt66u03z.)
there's a guy who looks like you working at the pot store I go to. he's the worst budtender they have

Falco !3Rt66u03z. replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #864,635

@previous (D)
Shit dude that’s crazy. If I was working a bud store I would treat the weed good. ?

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #864,639

@previous (Falco !3Rt66u03z.)
no I mean he was still okay but he was like. totally zonked. it was weird

Anonymous D double-posted this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #864,640

@864,635 (Falco !3Rt66u03z.)
it was like stoner falco from the fanfic

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #864,664

I managed to rip a gun out of someone's hands! And two fighters said I'm a surprisingly good fighter :')
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