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Topic: Oh Canada! Most dangerous place on the planet!

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago #7,199

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43327103/ns/world_news-americas/t/flying-bear-kills-two-canadians-freak-accident/

Canada. Flying Bear. People Die. Fucking scary shit.

Foxygen !xVulpesUUg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #125,932

> We don't see (this) often
I sure hope not. Flying bears are scary shit.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,933

Stay classy, Canada.

!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,937

Holy shit! People die from all sorts of bizzare shit everyday.

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #125,983

@previous (!poISOnioxc)
Yeah but people in Canada died from a FLYING BEAR ARRRRRGGGGGG!!! Canada has bears that can fly and is the most dangerous place on earth.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #125,992

@previous (Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
UGGGGGH!! Damn these flying Bears.

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,011

@previous (D)
The only thing more dangerous would be: poisonous birds that have teeth, sharks with opposable thumbs, and poisonous shark-birds with teeth and opposable thumbs.

!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,014

@previous (Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh lord. Sharks with arms and legs and birds whose poop doesn't just stick to your windshield; but GOES THROUGH YOUR WINDSHIELD.

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,020

@previous (!poISOnioxc)
Through your windshield and into your pores. You would expect immediate damage but at first nothing happens. Then you wake up the next morning, every single toenail is ingrown and your hair has turned to Christmas tree tensil. Then you realize that the only way to make it better is a piping hot coffee enema.

!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,028

@previous (Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
HOT COFFEE UP THE ASSHOLE OF FURY.

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,036

@previous (!poISOnioxc)

> HOT COFFEE UP THE ASSHOLE OF FURY.

That would be a great movie title.
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