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Topic: Anything you can do, I can do better...

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,915

I can do anything better than you.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #862,828

Can you fuck your mom better than I do?

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,829

I can drink better than you ?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,831

@862,828 (B)
Ya know, I almost decided to make a rule where mom jokes weren't allowed. Wishing I had of right about now.
@previous (Meta)
Just 'cause you're an alcoholic and I'm not doesn't make you a better drinker.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,832

@OPenis
Incorrect. The Big Daddies Derek are, in fact, the best at everything an man can do. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,835

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Correct. The Big Daddies Derek are, in fact, the worst at everything a man can do. Thanks.

Alright. That was an easy fix.

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,845

No you can’t.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,846

@862,831 (A)
It does though

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,848

@862,845 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Yes, I can...
@previous (F)
Nope. The fact that I'm not an alcoholic but drink from time to time makes me the better drinker. Thanks.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,849

@previous (A)
No you can’t

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,850

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Yes, I can.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,851

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

Yes, I can.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,852

@862,831 (A)
Do you think I would have followed you rule?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,853

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

Yes, I can.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,856

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
You better would have because you would better know better.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,857

@862,848 (A)
No that makes you the lesser drinker. That's like saying you are the better weight lifter because you only lift 'from time to time'. Ridiculous.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,858

@previous (F)
Being an alcoholic like Meta is bad. I drink from time to time and that is good, which makes me the better drinker. Thanks.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,861

@previous (A)
No that makes you worse at drinking because you are only able to drink from time to time. Meta is able to drink every single day and he is therefore better at drinking.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,862

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

Yes, I can.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #862,863

@862,861 (F)
He's slowly dying, though. Liver failure awaits. I'll be drinking long after he's been forklifted out his mom's home and burried in a shipping containter.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,864

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

Yes, I can.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,866

@862,863 (A)
That's just rude

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,867

@previous (F)
That's because I'm the best at being rude.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,868

this is a stupid topic

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,870

@previous (G)
Let's see you make a better one.
Oh, wait.
You can't.
Because I can do anything better than you.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,872

@previous (A)
that made me smile :)

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,875

Can you be a better atheist than me?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,877

@862,870 (A)

> Oh, wait.
> You can't.
> Because I can do anything better than you.

You still haven't answered if you could fuck your mom better than me.

Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,878

@862,875 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Bitch, everyone is better than you, even Bert.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #862,879

@862,875 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Yes, very easily. I actually have the word god in my ignore list.
@862,877 (B)
Of course I can. I know where she lives and you don't. How does it feel being inferior to me? Just joking. I already know how it feels because I'm better than you at everything.

harblcopter !4.oaQPPovQ joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #862,880

@previous (A)
god

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #862,884

@862,879 (A)
You fucked your mom? You sick fuck.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #862,885

@previous (Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w)
It's all good. I finished on yours.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #862,886

@previous (A)

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #862,887

@862,879 (A)

> Yes, very easily

then DO IT

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #863,046

@862,835 (A)
Nice passive-aggressive cuck edit.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #863,052

Mets is what's known a a fag drinker...he drinks girly shit..

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #863,070

@previous (J)
You're know as fagbert, you only drink the creamy juice of black men.
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