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Topic: What would you do if you were the last human on Earth?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,185

Burn everything.

sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #125,733

Kill myself

!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,735

Take one last look at the world, then end my life.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,736

Watch anime, fuck the dead women, read books, survive as long as I can. Probably. Or go insane and --eat-- bury the dead people. And when I decide to die, I'll do it in a spectacular manner.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,737

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
> fuck the dead women
You know, some things are just better left unsaid, UJ. :/

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Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,739

@previous (A)
Well, only the fresh ones. If society dies, why should I uphold its values. There aint no sex for reproduction if everyone is dead. Better than bestiality, at least. Right?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,754

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I'm not going to approach this comment with a 40 foot pole, bro.

Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,786

@125,739 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)

> Well, only the fresh ones. If society dies, why should I uphold its values. There aint no sex for reproduction if everyone is dead. Better than bestiality, at least. Right?

this and then after they rot i will raid a tenga egg factory or something
then what will i do
i guess i'd breed dogs for company

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,790

Probably get find some recreational drugs and have a hell of a going out party.

sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,791

Disect people for fun, too

Ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,795

@previous (sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1)
oh shit yeah

since i was little i've had this weird thing where i just want to dissect someone

namely make a small incision on the scrotum and remove a testicle just to see what it looks like in person
i don't really want to do that as much as i did when i was younger

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,841

Start a Glee club

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,843

@125,790 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
this

With enough hallucinogens, you won't notice that everyone else is missing.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,868

I would read, because there would be time.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,869

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Until you break your glasses.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,880

Image went missing@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
LOL

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,882

@125,868 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Memories of a Twilight Zone where that is how one guy ends up after taking out books from the library.
Sad ending because he wore ultra thick glasses and he ends up at last minute breaking them.

But yes yes I agree with that idea. Love reading and wayyyyy behind what I buy and cannot stop buying.

@previous (H)
DAMN DAMN While I was multitask work typing this You put up the Pic - I used to do wine tastings with that actor who had one hell of a beach place in Malibu. Great actor

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[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #125,888

@125,869 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
@125,880 (H)
@previous (Syntax)
Love this episode. Luckily I don't need glasses to read, but I should wear them to drive :/

Edit: I'm glad someone gets my Twilight Zone jokes. Thank you guys.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #125,889

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Need glasses only for reading or longer arms lol

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9709/10/meredith.obit/

Burgess Meredith

Yea great memories of that episode and after reading the obit memories of the super Steinbeck movie of mice and men

My Fav USA author with co fav Mark Twain aka Sam Clemens

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Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #125,910

I'd convert to cybernetics like what everyone else did.

benny joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #125,966

everything in this thread
except dutchfags shit

Ronabe joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,009

pray I guess

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,012

@previous (Ronabe)
If you are the last person on earth I would hope that you would understand, by that point, that PRAYER DOES NOTHING.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,019

I guess I'd be lonely.

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,025

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
:(

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,042

@previous (Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Hm?

Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,043

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
That made me feel sorry for you when you become the last person in the world.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,045

@previous (Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Well. The likelihood of that happening is rather low. So it's all good.

TTEH !penisGseqs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,047

An hero.

vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #126,075

Play Minecraft IRL.
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