I ride my lawnmower a little lower
I'm winning grass cutting competitions
you play with your leaf blower
I'm out mowing despite meteorological conditions
No shit son, there ain't no lawn cutting season
dont need a reason, cause trimming grass ain't treason
I'm taking out
two mortages, no doubt
because the lawn
it really needs it
if it isnt perfect i throw a fit
start mowing while the grass is moonlit
never perfect til dawn
so i just mow on(Edited 14 seconds later.)