Topic: I'm 5'8" and ready to date...
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,785
Where the bitches at, tho?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #861,689
Your moms laying in my bed.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,690
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,691
5'8''
Maybe high heels will help?
Maybe high heels will help?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,693
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,695
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,698
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,699
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #861,701
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,710
Bump. I am single and ready to mingle.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,711
My name is Buck.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,712
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,714
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,720
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,722
@previous (A)
She is too much of a woman for you.
You must be ashamed of your smaller than normal sized penis.
She is too much of a woman for you.
You must be ashamed of your smaller than normal sized penis.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,726
@previous (G)
> She is too much of a woman for you.
No, dummy. I just don't like fat chicks.
> You must be ashamed of your smaller than normal sized penis.
I'm packing down there, bro. Not sure why my size concerns you unless you're a female.
> She is too much of a woman for you.
No, dummy. I just don't like fat chicks.
> You must be ashamed of your smaller than normal sized penis.
I'm packing down there, bro. Not sure why my size concerns you unless you're a female.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,785
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,788
Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,794
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
chubby is ok
but a lot of women call themselves chubby while they're really obese
chubby is ok
but a lot of women call themselves chubby while they're really obese
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,796
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,799
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,800
Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,802
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,803
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,807
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,813
@861,788 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
No, I don't want to date you. Your being chubby is a type of fat. Go hit on Bert or something you fat slut.
No, I don't want to date you. Your being chubby is a type of fat. Go hit on Bert or something you fat slut.
Dachan-da joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,815
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,816
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,818
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,824
I'm 5'8"
Ready to date
It's too late
I'm about to masturbate
Ready to date
It's too late
I'm about to masturbate
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,826
These fat sluts can hate
But their rate is irrelevant
They can go on a date with my mate
But he already ate
But their rate is irrelevant
They can go on a date with my mate
But he already ate
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,829
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 8 years ago, 19 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,830
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,831
> 5"5'
Hobbit ass bitch got the nerve to call me a little sprout. ???
Hobbit ass bitch got the nerve to call me a little sprout. ???
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,832
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,833
I am exactly the average height for women. You are two inches shorter than average.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,837
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yeah, 'cause you're manly. Most women I've seen over 5'4" have manly features. Get rekt, fat manly looking skank!
Yeah, 'cause you're manly. Most women I've seen over 5'4" have manly features. Get rekt, fat manly looking skank!
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,839
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,840
You will never steal my virgintity
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,841
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,842
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You would be a virgin too(which you likely are) if you were 5'5", 550lbs.
You would be a virgin too(which you likely are) if you were 5'5", 550lbs.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,843
@861,841 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
If a woman fucks a man and she finds out afterwards that he wearing lifts, it is rape! So my virginitity is intact.
If a woman fucks a man and she finds out afterwards that he wearing lifts, it is rape! So my virginitity is intact.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,844
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,846
Carry pocket sand in case a gnome tries to wedge his way into your décolletage
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,848
@861,842 (A)
@861,843 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
This thread is making my migraine worse.
@861,843 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
This thread is making my migraine worse.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,849
Dachan-da replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,851
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,852
@861,849 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I'm worried a lot of the posters here have been replaced with androids trying to trick me into thinking they are old posters. I love you too real Kook/possible Android Kook.
I'm worried a lot of the posters here have been replaced with androids trying to trick me into thinking they are old posters. I love you too real Kook/possible Android Kook.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,854
Big things come in small packages.
Of course if you're a fat desperate ho,
you'd never kno
Of course if you're a fat desperate ho,
you'd never kno
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,858
@previous (A)
At 5'8" you will be passed over by most women for being too short. Even fatties don't want short dudes
At 5'8" you will be passed over by most women for being too short. Even fatties don't want short dudes
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,862
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,864
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,865
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,866
@861,858 (N)
Easy for you to say as that is from your experience not being attractive and all. I've had women much taller than me and fat chicks are always flirting with my ass.@861,858 (N)
Easy for you to say as that is from your experience not being attractive and all. I've had women much taller than me and fat chicks are always flirting with my ass.@861,858 (N)
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,867
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,871
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Sweetie? Quit flirting at me. Didn't even respond to you. I'm not a cake or any delicacy you stubby cunt.
Sweetie? Quit flirting at me. Didn't even respond to you. I'm not a cake or any delicacy you stubby cunt.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,874
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,926
I am a proud manlet. Also, I love women taller than me. I may have seem triggered in earlier posts. I was not. I actually want to be shorter because more women would be taller than me. #ManletPower
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,936
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,942
Only "person" offended is Bert. I must admit, I was insecure with my height when I was a yung boi but I was in an elevator with a women's basketball team in a hotel I worked for and got one of their numbers. From that day on, I couldn’t care less of being a manlet, for I was scoring with a chick damn near a foot taller than me.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,944
Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #862,228
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #862,232
@previous (K)
I don't care. I stopped caring what people think when I stoically accepted that I am, in fact, a manlet. Thanks.
I don't care. I stopped caring what people think when I stoically accepted that I am, in fact, a manlet. Thanks.