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Topic: Matt, heres a good read for you. Cant remember where i found it, but thought it was good.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,781

While in Australia I found myself as a WFA (Working for Accommodation) at a hostel on Magnetic Island. I was in the kitchen one morning finishing up my shift making pre-made sandwiches for lunch when the chef told me to go grab some mayonnaise to finish up the sandwiches.

Now, I’ll be honest-I’m not always the best in the kitchen and can have quite my blond moments. I admit I have my moments when I just manage to whip up some tasty pasta or some pretty good pancakes. However, for the most part-people tend to slowly etch me out of the kitchen when I try making something.

Well, I went into the back room and grabbed a giant tub that said ‘Hellmans.’ Yes, I at least know that Hellmans is mayonnaise. BUT, when I opened the container, everything inside was powdery. Good golly, I have never seen powdered mayonnaise and the conversation with the chef went something like this:

Me: It’s powdered? Do you mix it with something to turn it into mayonnaise? [Took another look at the tub to read Hellmans and then asked] It’s the Hellmans tub, right? That’s the mayonnaise?

Chef: [With back turned to me] Yup, that’s right. Just put it on the sandwiches.

Me: Ok. What do we mix with it? Water? Huh, Never seen powdered mayonnaise before-must be an Australian thing.

Chef: [Who now turns to me looking a bit confused] What? You don’t add water to mayonnaise…

Me: But it’s powdery?

Chef: [Now looking at the tub]…Umm, that’s flour….

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #861,684

@OP
horrible post

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,696

@OPenis
Why can't you afford to pay for accommodation?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,706

At least the sandwiches wouldn't have been too spicy, with flour instead of mayonnaise

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,719

@OP you found that on Reddit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,723

@previous (E)
No, it wasn't Reddit. I don't use that site. I'll have to try and find the site again.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,734

@previous (A)
Well it was on Reddit two weeks ago.

Dachan-da joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,735

@861,684 (B)

> horrible post

yes truly awful

Dachan-da double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,736

I feel bad that somebody went abroad and that's the best story that they came back with

LargeFatherDarius !Q3nn6KgaNA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,774

No offense, but that is a rather bland story.
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