Topic: If you did not just buy your parents two brand new $850 phones...

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,622

... then I genuinely pity you.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #860,150

Wow why did they need such expensive models?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #860,151

They're old and dumb so those phone won't even go to use. It is you I pity.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #860,156

@860,150 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
They have never had nice phones, I wanted to give them that.

@previous (C)
They are pretty tech literate for their age.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #860,158

@previous (A)
Are they iphones?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #860,159

If there is anything a rich oil tycoon cannot afford, it's an $850 iPhone.

q. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,246

@860,158 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
slave labor.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,266

@OPauper
Whyfore can't you afford to buy your parents two $1700 telephones, praytell?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,277

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You can't even think of anything better so you just doubled the price. Thanks.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,279

@previous (A)
Just answer the question. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,281

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I could easily afford two $1700 telephones. However, I do not see how a gold plated phone would function any better than what I have bought.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,287

@previous (A)
no you cant

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,289

@860,281 (A)
Why don't you think, peradventure, that your parents deserve a pair of $1700 gold-plated (pronounced as one word) telephones?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,292

@860,287 (G)
Uhh, yeah, I can.

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Link me to the amazon page.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,294

@previous (A)
send me $500 to proof it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,299

@previous (G)
There's cheaper ways to prove it to a reasonable mind.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,303

@previous (A)
> reasonable mind

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,325

@previous (G)
Lol

@OP
What phone?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,328

@860,292 (A)
Just ask your local bespoke telephone maker for an quote.

Dachan-da joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,433

i got my dad a Apple watch when those came out an I a good boy
he never gets me anything nice though. he made me a picture cd for Christmas

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,435

@previous (Dachan-da)
> picture cd

Dachan-da replied with this 8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,438

@previous (G)
yeah. a CD with pictures on it.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,455

@previous (Dachan-da)
what is this? 1992?

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,466

@previous (G)
he's like 70 shhh. just watch it one time

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