Topic: What would you do right now if hundreds of zombies started converging on your home?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,143
You are alone in your house, anybody else who was their with you has vanished. You can't escape your house, or use the phone. There are about ~100 of them, all walking very, very slowly towards your house.What would you do? What would your weapon(s) be? Would you barricade yourself in a particular room? How would you protect yourself?
benny joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later[^] [v] #125,106
die
!UmnMmNadis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #125,108
Give them tea and biscuits so they don't eat me. ;.;
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,109
Are they easy to kill?
Anonymous D double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,110
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,112
go to the garage and find some tools to use. there's a room upstairs that doesn't have any windows so i could use that as my safehouse
!UmnMmNadis replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,113
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,116
@OP
> You are alone in your house, anybody else who was their with you has vanished. You can't escape your house, or use the phone. There are about ~100 of them, all walking very, very slowly towards your house.
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> What would you do? What would your weapon(s) be? Would you barricade yourself in a particular room? How would you protect yourself?
Wood b tyme to invite Benny over and offer Zombies a snack. I supply the Red Wine but wood not open up any expensive type.
Wunders what kind of Wine is good for washing down Bennies Wooden Shoes?
> You are alone in your house, anybody else who was their with you has vanished. You can't escape your house, or use the phone. There are about ~100 of them, all walking very, very slowly towards your house.
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> What would you do? What would your weapon(s) be? Would you barricade yourself in a particular room? How would you protect yourself?
Wood b tyme to invite Benny over and offer Zombies a snack. I supply the Red Wine but wood not open up any expensive type.
Wunders what kind of Wine is good for washing down Bennies Wooden Shoes?
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!UmnMmNadis replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,117
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,118
oh and play l4d2
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,119
@125,113 (!UmnMmNadis)
> Let's just keep 'em happy with some Tea and Biscuits~
What if there's not enough for them and they get mad. :-(
> Let's just keep 'em happy with some Tea and Biscuits~
What if there's not enough for them and they get mad. :-(
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,120
@125,117 (!UmnMmNadis)
I think I have a small bottle of for topping off Vanilla Ice Cream
Chambord Black Raspberry Liqueur is far more better for such
I think I have a small bottle of for topping off Vanilla Ice Cream
Chambord Black Raspberry Liqueur is far more better for such
!UmnMmNadis replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,131
@125,119 (D)
Well... the best thing to do is to hide in Tesco's or something. There's a lot of stuff there, we can give them food from there?
@previous (Syntax)
Drunk zombies can be even more dangerous!
They may fight you for more alcohol and you could get seriously injured!
Well... the best thing to do is to hide in Tesco's or something. There's a lot of stuff there, we can give them food from there?
@previous (Syntax)
Drunk zombies can be even more dangerous!
They may fight you for more alcohol and you could get seriously injured!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,133
@OP
Is help coming eventually or not?
Is help coming eventually or not?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,146
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,154
Invite the governments for a friendly tea-party with the zombies and tea and we could maybe negotiate and make a better decision. . .
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,161
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,167
@125,131 (!UmnMmNadis)
In retrospect I think I wood hand these Zombies a new notebook I could care less about and let them play with that Gullible BBS
They might feel at home there
In retrospect I think I wood hand these Zombies a new notebook I could care less about and let them play with that Gullible BBS
They might feel at home there
benny replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,190
!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,192
Kill em all right through the head with a machine gun. If I can only use what I have.. I'll run to my basement and knock out all their asses with a baseball bat. Or random tools my step father owns.
This is all assuming there's only 100.
This is all assuming there's only 100.
benny replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,194
cant do shit
i dont have weapons because the netherlands will rape me if i do
i dont have weapons because the netherlands will rape me if i do
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,199
I would equip them all with laptops and show them how to post threads. Within days we'll have hundreds of What Grinds my Gears: When my limbs fall off and Which race has the best tasting brains? threads going on.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,201
@125,146 (A)
In that case, I'd fill my bathtub with water (to drink), rush all the food I could upstairs and destroy the stairs as much as I could with a sledgehammer from the garage.
In that case, I'd fill my bathtub with water (to drink), rush all the food I could upstairs and destroy the stairs as much as I could with a sledgehammer from the garage.
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,202
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,204
benny replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,205
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,207
@previous (benny)
"lolamerica" kind of implied that was something that would only happen in America :|
"lolamerica" kind of implied that was something that would only happen in America :|
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benny replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,214
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,216
benny replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,219
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #125,225
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,228
Fucking run.
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,230
Id have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,239
Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #125,247
I would start fapping violently.
real alive human 382 !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #125,928
i wuld obeedientle open all doors and windos and let them insyde as gests BRAINS to socielize as zombiez r peeceful and BRAINS wood not hurt neone.