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Topic: Do you think Trump would've gotten the majority vote...

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,361

...if the toothless hillbillies could waddle to a Walmart hoveround to the voting booth?

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #858,305

Actually this is a pretty good idea. You can file your taxes at Walmart, why not vote at Walmart?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,311

@previous (Meta)
Sounds great! What could possibly go wrong?

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,319

@previous (C)
They could set up little polling booths at Walmart. Make it so you just take your voter registration certificate which a one time use QR code you can scan and it will pull up your ballet and you can vote. Or even better one of those chips they put in credit cards. Or even better make it chip and PIN to prevent people using stolen voter certificates.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,325

@previous (Meta)
That would provide an effective barrier to Alex Jones types who think the deep state is spying on their microwave and evangelicals who are scared of barcodes. You could be on to something here...

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,333

@previous (C)
If you microwave your clothes it'll inactivate the RFID tags.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,335

@previous (Meta)
They'll still know! That's why they're tapping our microwaves!

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,341

@previous (C)
Do it in a gas station microwave ?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,345

@previous (Meta)
I wouldn't want to interfere with Bert's laundry day.

McWalter joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #858,348

*uneducated, illiterate, inbred, toothless hillbillies

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #858,356

@OP
Trump is still your President.

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,381

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