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Topic: update: i am not pregnant

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 8 years ago #71,358

you all suck at betting

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #858,266

That must be a relief.

The fora has moved on to betting on whether Mark is pregnant now.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,267

if you were with me....you would be..just saying..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,268

but i still have to wait until i get a period to get the IUD put in
and who knows how long that will take! up to 3 months is apparently normal for having fucked-up periods after ceasing birth control
i've nevre been late in my life, i was convinced i was knocked up

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,271

@858,267 (C)
Trip does not want your rapebabies pedobert.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,275

@858,267 (C)
that's not a good thing

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,276

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It is for chan drama

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,277

@858,275 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
being with a real southern gentleman..is always a good thing....leave that loser Aubrey..get with a real man

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,278

@previous (C)
What sort of food would you serve her?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,279

@858,277 (C)
but i love aubrey
so fuckin much

@858,276 (E)
yes true

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,280

@858,278 (E)
McDonalds of course.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #858,298

@858,279 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
why does everyone know your so's name

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #858,299

@previous (G)
chili dog doesnt have SOs she just has people she fucks

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #858,300

@previous (H)
well yeah I don't know what else to call them
fuckin street kids

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,306

@858,299 (H)
@previous (G)
no this one really is my so

@858,298 (G)
idk i posted it a few times

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,309

No little Poopoo after all. Sad.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,312

@858,268 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> but i still have to wait until i get a period to get the IUD put in
Why not put an IED in?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,318

@858,309 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
"Poopoo"? are you for real calling a hypothetical baby poopoo
what is wrong with you

@previous (J)
lol

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,320

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You're defending the honor of the baby you were going to have chopped up and sucked out with a vacuum cleaner?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,321

@previous (J)
...that's not how medical abortions work buddy
you take a pill
then 12 hours later you take another pill
that's it

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,322

@858,320 (J)
and it's not about some hypothetical baby's "honour"
but who the fuck (above the age of 8) thinks of a baby and names it Poopoo

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,326

@858,320 (J)
Lol

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,328

@858,318 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Poopoo was Bert's grandpappy's name

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,336

@858,321 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'll take vacuum aspiration for $200, Alex.

@858,322 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
End the baby's life, just don't call it Poopoo!

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,339

@858,322 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> but who the fuck (above the age of 8) thinks of a baby and names it Poopoo

it's funny

beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,365

I'm glad to hear it.

On the IUD, my understanding is that the reason for putting it in while on a period is that doctors believe it's easier/less painful to put in then -- but it's not actually necessary. This info is several years old, but I remember that there might be studies that the timing doesn't matter in terms of ease of insertion, likelihood of expulsion, etc.? Have you asked if they could put it on another time (earlier)? Or you could just tell them you're on your period and they would likely go ahead with it.

I'd also recommend getting some muscle relaxants (from the doctor) and maybe pot brownies (probably not from the doctor) for when you do it...

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,376

I'm pregnant.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,385

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Is Matt the McDaddy?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,412

@858,376 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
All that self sucking paid off.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,559

@858,365 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
yep, i mentioned that because that's what the nurse at the clinic said but you're right that it's established policy&practice rather than rules/law
i'll call on tuesday (next time she has drop-in/call hours) and ask if they would do it anyway, thanks :)
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