Topic: The official "Post here each time you fart" thread

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,324

Now

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later[^] [v] #858,024

Just ripped another one

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 45 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #858,025

Again

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #858,026

Oooooh, a long dry one

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,031

Sounded like an AK45

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,034

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,038

Pooted.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U double-posted this 8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,039

@858,034 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
It’s not me.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,045

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
You contributed
when you pooted.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #858,050

@previous (D)
Its not me you brain dead idiot.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #858,051

i never farted

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #858,054

@858,050 (A)
Nice madpoot.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #858,059

Did it again just now.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,061

I farted multiple times while watching The Emoji Movie. If you want to read my review, it'll be on my blog. Thanks.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,098

i just farted one of those farts where it's like 'oh man i need to poop now' and also it smells

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,139

@858,039 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
An likely tale.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,182

Ahhh, the long, early morning fart.

As Ric Flair would say,

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,264

A greasy spoon type, it gasped out of my ass and gently expanded past my thighs. It's been a few minutes and I'm still not sure if it was a small diarrhoea shit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,265

Been mostly a silent afternoon. By that I mean its been all air, no sound.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,269

Still not sure. Afraid to move.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,272

@previous (H)
Just wiggle a little, and see if it feels like its smearing, or feels wet.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,281

@previous (A)

I can't tell!

Anonymous H double-posted this 8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,282

OK I just went for it and stuck a hand down there. All dry.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,302

@previous (H)
congrats

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,350

@858,282 (H)
Well played bud, well played.

P.S. just ripped one.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,351

Just pooted a little. A lot more where that came from that, all thanks to a miracle food called chickpeas. More like chickpoots, right? Ha-ha.

Anonymous D double-posted this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,358

Yeah, that right there was a full blown fart. That feels so much better.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,359

@previous (D)
Glad you didn't fill up......*farts*.... your drawers!

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,363

@previous (A)
I had just finished reading your reply, went back to the bumps page, then let out another huge one. I have some serious gas right now.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #858,370

@previous (D)
If it starts to really stink, then you may have to poop soon. That's usually how it is with me.

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #858,499

currently farting

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #858,517

Laying in bed, farted 3 times.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #858,531

Actually I identify as a woman now so I don't fart anymore. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #865,763

Just farted.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #865,781

Just let a girlfart rip.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #865,843

Whoa..... Nearly sharted.

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