Topic: have you ever pooped and stood up to get toilet paper then wiped a Rorschach test off your ass?

squeegee started this discussion 8 years ago #71,291

every time it ends up looking like a vagina

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 seconds later[^] [v] #857,718

I honestly haven't used toilet paper for years.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 53 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #857,719

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #857,720

so i guess yours just looks like... a hand?

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,722

@previous (squeegee)
Sorry - I haven't wiped at all in years.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,723

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
do you go out in public?

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,724

@previous (C)
Almost every school day, yes.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,727

thee thy or re: EYE i EYE have re: dementia nurse who doth re: wipe thy’s re: ASS ASS ASS

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,732

@857,722 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
omg. your ass would make a gigantic vagina.

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Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,733

@857,727 (Syntax)

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,734

@857,732 (squeegee)
That makes no biological sense, thanks.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,736

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
That is not the real squeegee.
Content is more like FatFucks

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,738

@857,734 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
get some toilet paper, stuck it between your butt cheeks and squeeze them together. then peel the toilet paper off and tell me that doesn't look like a vagina. sometimes it'll look like a butterfly, but no, it looks more like a floppy vagina. i'm just saying, it's psychology is all.

and hemorrhoids don't make it look any less like a vagina, sometimes even more so. that's what i'm saying, it's always a vagina.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,739

@857,736 (Syntax)
you're not the real squeegee

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16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 51 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,740

@857,738 (squeegee)
Sorry, but art is subjective. Thanks.
Also, this is offensive to blind people.

Big Momma Maurice !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,744

@OPleb
Why can't you afford servants to wipe for you?

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,762

@857,740 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
then try it if you're so scared i'm right.
and it's offensive to think blind people wouldn't be able to feel how vagina like a Rorschach poop blot would be. that's ableist.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,800

This AM in my cooking - Mostly Bar-B-Q. I buy it in Sun Shine and 5 minutes smell the beer - It oxidizes that quickly
Whisky as described - I think it was attached to the Kraken a quality Doctor and print out the house say on a few welds and stick on metal inside the plastic bag.
Bulk because its fresher than the bottle stuff that sits on a shelf so it NEEDS TO BE THERE!!!!!!!!
To be totally fair. Lead in Leaded Glass leaches out into liquids

I wood agree with that.

Now I notice that current news which is now - Bert was invited but did not post as anon by me in telco "stuff" (was expert as kiddlet it did not care for the most laff~able Trans on planet Earth
Felt 100% total failure as lead in design of Super Robot (company thought I was in - no street food no allowed general contact with others.

Dang eye just blew my wad with free tyme doing the request to answer who B Syntax.

Everything? Hummmmmmm Being Dyslexic how dare you subject yourself and others to do it

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,830

be advised, i gave the wrong procedure for making Rorschach poop blots. you don't stick the toilet paper to your ass and then squeeze your butt cheeks together, you squeeze your butt cheeks together first, firmly, and then apply the toilet paper after sitting back down. that makes a nice symmetrical Rorschach poop blot vagina. the other method makes... a mess.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,919

@857,800 (Syntax)

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