Topic: If you were stranded and starving and had to kill and eat one Minichanner to survive...
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,261
...whom, fora, would it be?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16bitch | - | 0% | |
| becky | 1 | 17% | |
| bert | 1 | 17% | |
| Big Daddy Derek | - | 0% | |
| brie | - | 0% | |
| Catherine | - | 0% | |
| Clyde (turtle not included) | - | 0% | |
| Fake anon | - | 0% | |
| Green | - | 0% | |
| Killer Lettuce | - | 0% | |
| kook | - | 0% | |
| Matt | - | 0% | |
| Meta | - | 0% | |
| mordor | - | 0% | |
| Owen (the NZ troll) | 1 | 17% | |
| protip | 1 | 17% | |
| r04r | 2 | 33% | |
| squeegee | - | 0% | |
| Svet | - | 0% | |
| Syntax | - | 0% | |
| TG Comix | - | 0% | |
| Towel | - | 0% | |
| triptych | - | 0% | |
| tteh | - | 0% | |
| Write-in (please write in) | - | 0% |
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #857,397
I chose protip because he's a vegan, and people generally eat herbivores. I also feel that he wouldn't fight back much because he's a pacifist.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,406
I chose Bert because he's lean and full of quality southern protein..
Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,408
I wanted to choose triptych...but was afraid I'd get AIDS..
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #857,409
I taste like sheep
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,439
You shouldn't choose Bert, for these reasons......
1:Has that filthy, dusgusting, hobo smell.
2: He sucked a lot of black dick. So unless you like the cream filling from a chocolate Twinkie, I wouldn't suggest it.
3: He will rape you. He doesn't care what your sex is. If you were a cat, he would still rape you.
1:Has that filthy, dusgusting, hobo smell.
2: He sucked a lot of black dick. So unless you like the cream filling from a chocolate Twinkie, I wouldn't suggest it.
3: He will rape you. He doesn't care what your sex is. If you were a cat, he would still rape you.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,453
Write-in: Kill myself, feed others.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,469
Meta provides the most calories for survival.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,471
Who would provide me the most nutrients and allows me to store their meat the longest before rotting?
I was thinking Matt, but that might just be all fat without none of the meat.
I was thinking Matt, but that might just be all fat without none of the meat.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,472
I would eat your mom's pussy, @OPussy
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,479
Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #857,481
@857,471 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
He lost 100 pounds in the hospital. Meta is the current fora Person Of Size.
He lost 100 pounds in the hospital. Meta is the current fora Person Of Size.
