Topic: The price of suicide just went up.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,127

We're through the ceiling on sucicides; suicide Forrest is up, euthanasia is up, jumping off of second storey parking garages is up, suicide by cop is up!

Anyone who stays alive stands to make some beaucoup bucks!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #856,432

How can I invest in suicide? Are there any particular areas that are especially profitable?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #856,441

@previous (B)
Buy stock in that minichan draad. It's a very stable source of income.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #856,457

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Buy stock in that minichan draad. It's a very stable source of income.

but there are no horses in it

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #856,465

> storey

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #856,466

@previous (E)
Yes? What's wrong with that?

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #856,468

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> Yes? What's wrong with that?

It is spelled story.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #856,471

@previous (E)
In reference to buildings, it is spelt storey. A story is a tale.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #856,476

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> spelt

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #856,479

@previous (E)
storey
ˈstɔːri/Submit
noun
a part of a building comprising all the rooms that are on the same level.
"a three-storey building"
synonyms: floor, level, tier; More
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Storey - Wikipedia
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A storey (British English) or story (American English; see spelling differences) is any level part of a building with a floor that could be used by people (for living, work, storage, recreation, etc.). The plurals are "storeys" and "stories" respectively.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #856,483

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #856,525

@856,441 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Do I just walk into my local Charles Schwab or what? What's the symbol?

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #856,531

@856,479 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Must be some strange British way of spelling it.

Minichan